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Dirty South Cleanser

While receiving a blumpkin or country blumpkin, the issuing party inserts her index or middle digit into the recipient's asshole. This combination has many therapuetic benefits, including constipation relief.
At the point of climax, the issuer removes her finger, usually releasing a substantial amount of fecal matter and creating intense feelings of pleasure, relief, and full-bodied cleansing.
1) I finally convinced my girl to give me a Dirty South Cleanser yesterday.
2) Conswaila is kindof slow at cleaning the house, but she sure knows how to give a great Dirty South Cleanser.
3) As if receiving the blumpkin wasn't great enough, she slipped me the Dirty South Cleanser to really clean the pipes!
by Tiger Tickler November 8, 2009
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ethnic cleanse

Having your car cleaned at a hand car wash staffed largely by members of an ethnic minority.
My car's filthy. I'm going to take it into town for an ethnic cleanse.
by rossmcf July 20, 2011
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Friend Cleanse

Removing friends from facebook, myspace, or any other social network in order to rid your life of people who serve no purpose anymore.
I try to friend cleanse after bypassing 500 friends, because after that I stop caring about people.

Do you feel weird when you friend cleanse jewish people and genocide victims?
by voodo0 August 26, 2009
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e cleanser

Somebody who corrects someone else, and they're a complete asshole/sarcastic about it.
Guy 1: i li3k pie

e cleanser: Guy 1, I believe that the correct grammer and usage of that sentence is "I like pie". Correct spelling is always of the utmost importance when on the Internet.

Guy 1: Stfu e cleanser
by baconfreshbacon November 22, 2009
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redneck cleanse

I ate a bad biscuit last night and today I am doing a redneck cleanse.
by EV780 May 19, 2016
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Dick cleanse

The act of refraining from sexual activities for an allotted amount of time, turning off your hoe, to regain self respect and faith in your hoe status.
I can't suck your dick, Zach, I'm on the dick cleanse.
by Weedo August 2, 2017
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Turkish Cleanse

A Turkish cleanse is the act of drinking coffee while simultaneously sitting on the toilet taking a shit.
"I start every work from home day with a nice Turkish Cleanse, it's part of my daily routine."
by principalMazer July 1, 2021
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