Claustrophobic

Fear of Santa Claus

Santa Claus," HO HO HO! MERRY CHRISTMAS!"
Little boy," MOMMY! i'M SCARED"
Mom, "I'm sorry Santa, but my son is Claustrophobic".

by TetShon December 22, 2009

Clusty

A term created Professor Stewart E. Keller to define anything that exists. It is mostly used in the place of an adjective.

"That girl looks so clusty with her red dress"
"You should have seen the look on her clusty"

by Professor Stewart E. Keller December 2, 2011

claustrofuck

a) fucking in a small space such as a closet, Geo, box, cubicle etc.

b) "Seven Mintues In Heaven" gone wrong

a) Kaitlyn and Jasmine were discussing the claustrofuck that Kaitlyn had the night before in her boyfriend's Geo.

b) Jared and Olivia were locked in the closet at Carissa's party and it turned into a claustrofuck.

by The Smarty Farty Party October 10, 2008

claustraphobic

(claws-tra-fob-ik)

Having a fear of Santa Claus.

Amy: Ho ho ho
Stephany : Stop it Amy, you're scaring me. I'm claustraphobic.

by Shhhtephany June 20, 2006

claustro cardigan

A straight-jacket, nuf said. Also spelt clostro cardigan. Known also as a Psycho-Poncho. Stitched with Kevlar thread, the garment is known as the Phobia Pullover

The market, say analysts, for claustro cardigans, is said to be around 1 billion dollars, but only if you travel 500 years into the future.

by jamie_ledge December 10, 2008

clausturbate

To masturbate in a confined or tight space, such as a closet or elevator.

Thomas, trapped in an elevator with only his genitals and hands, decided to clausturbate while he waited for rescue.

by MarcT October 14, 2009

Claustrotoebic

When your shoes are too tight, and you wiggle your toes in panic to keep the blood flowing

I wore the wrong boots fishing today and couldn't concentrate I was so claustrotoebic

by Fatfunnyman January 24, 2018