Chumples

To Penis On Someone

Man, Im Going To Chumples You Tonight

by DominusX May 16, 2021

Chumpslut

An Individual who engages in suboptimal activity especially socially and physically. In addition to this behavior they hold a low standard of excellence for their body and mind and settle for chump-hood.

dude, my friend stopped lifting, started sleeping during school, and became antisocial, isn't that so chumply
ngl dude, that sounds more like a chumpslut to me
yeah probably we've all been there tho
k sick

by anonymous November 12, 2022

Crumpulent

A word to describe the curvature of a bagel at 9 am.

Wow, crumpulent!

by Bagoul March 17, 2023

Crumpulance

An ambulance that is being used for someone who has had a stroke.

Help! I'm having a stronk. Call a crumpulance.

by SmartBuisnessMan01 May 18, 2024

Chumplin

Chumplin (noun): A term used to describe someone who exhibits a false bravado, presenting themselves as tough or fearless, yet lacking genuine strength or resilience. A chumplin often overestimates their abilities and may boast about their toughness, but when faced with challenges, they reveal their true timid nature. This term is often used humorously or sarcastically between a mom and pocket bully who thinks he’s tough but isnt. He’s a wimp.

Chumplin (pronoun): Kilo Meter Snodgrass

Example: "He struts around acting tough, but deep down, he's just a chumplin!"

by Kiki’s Mommy August 15, 2025