cumpee: the slimy pee that comes out when you first piss after an orgasm. When combined through the urinary tubes (the remaining semen & urine), it makes the substance that comes out,(cumpee), extremely uncontrollable and most times drips on the lid or the seat, making a mess.
*Depending on the orgasm, sometimes you won't have cumpee, but most the time you will.
*Depending on the orgasm, sometimes you won't have cumpee, but most the time you will.
by BigRed1612 January 20, 2007
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I chumped you.
by cool cat 131 June 28, 2003
Get the chumped mug.A name for a very misunderstood and energetic person or animal who's parent's, owners, guardians, etc. honestly just want to abandon or put down
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Get the Chupee mug.The act of chummy oppression. A form of psychic vampirism identified by one or more of the following behaviours:
1. Leaning unnaturally into you while speaking to you.
2. Squeezing of body parts normally used for common social courtesies. (e.g. squeezing hand while shaking, squeezing shoulder while hugging)
3. An overbearing and disarming friendliness that prevents you from escaping their clutches gracefully and leaves you with a lingering longing to smite them.
1. Leaning unnaturally into you while speaking to you.
2. Squeezing of body parts normally used for common social courtesies. (e.g. squeezing hand while shaking, squeezing shoulder while hugging)
3. An overbearing and disarming friendliness that prevents you from escaping their clutches gracefully and leaves you with a lingering longing to smite them.
I cant go to that bar anymore. Dan's excessive squeezing gestures and overwhelming friendliness disarms me and leaves me feeling chumpressed.
by deadlydan09 November 29, 2010
Get the chumpress mug.(adj.) Pronounced shump-kee. Loosely defined as something that has no value, is of poor construction, or generally undesirable in every way.
Ex. Tom: I bought all my Christmas gifts at Walmart this year.
Jerry: Wow that is pretty chumpkey dude.
Ex. I bought a used car and it was a chumpkey piece of shit.
Jerry: Wow that is pretty chumpkey dude.
Ex. I bought a used car and it was a chumpkey piece of shit.
by maoedge December 27, 2011
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