Chronikah

Marijuana holiday celebrated by smoking endless bowls for eight straight days.

Happy Chronikah! Today is light-up number 5.

by EllenV January 18, 2006

Chronicologist

A drug dealer. One who sells illegal drugs such as marijuana, AKA chronic.

Man, I'm down to seeds and stems. It's time to make a visit to my chronicologist.

by aldeshsa May 5, 2009

Chronicological

When things are not only put in order of time, but are also perfectly rational.

I've given you a full chronicological list of what I did - what more do you want?

by db27 July 20, 2011

Chronosexual

Not strictly bisexual but attracted to members of both genders depending on the time and situation. Behavior usually occurs when attempts to engage with the desired gender have failed. Typically examples include straight men who will go gay after a few drinks at a predominantly male venue; gay men who will embrace a girl because there is no better option i.e. other gay men in their presence; girls who kiss other girls for male attention.

Guy I: "Well, all the cute girls have left. Wanna fool around?"
Guy II: "Dude... sorry... not a chronosexual."
Guy I: "Man I'm way off schedule tonight."

by Rich Owl Rase August 12, 2009

chronosynthesia

Condition in which a person has a distorted view of time and its relation to events and production. Sufferers have difficulty understanding concepts where something could not have been produced at a certain time because of some circumstances.

Of course those movies were made when the Soviets were our allies, but the HUAC suffers from chronosynthesia.

by TheRaven7 April 23, 2007

chronitonic

Very high-quality weed with crazy unbelievable timely effects.

Root words:

Tonic - A slang term meaning to be hype, crazy or unbelievable.

Chronic - (1) very high-quality weed, generally with red hairs on it. (2) pertaining to a long-lasting medical condition.
Chrono - time

Shortly after ignition Jack realized these nuggets were truly the chronitonic. After a recent safety meeting Jane realized the chronitonic was the dope shit.

by chronitonic October 15, 2012

Chronik Pyros

A small group of musical geniuses who smoke marijuana all day, every day.

CHRONIK PYROS

by PYRO! December 10, 2012