Christmeese

Plural of Christmas, as the plural of "moose" is "meese".

I've got socks for four Christmeese in a row...

by Meeses January 4, 2014

christeh

A BEAUTIFUL AMAZING WONDERFUL GIRL YOU’LL EVER MEET. SHE CAN MAKE YOU SMILE,EVEN WHEN YOU’RE BOTH UPSET. SHE’S SENSITIVE THOUGH SO IF YOU’RE LUCKY ENOUGH TO EVER BE WITH HER, TREAT HER AS WELL AS POSSIBLE.

Person 1: “wow christeh beautiful!”
Person 2: “i know!”

by I love you so much <3 November 21, 2021

christephen

Super Tall, Sexy, light-skinned, brown hair, and a extrovert. Packs several inches in the underoos. Generally, charms all the ladies. The ladies dream of Him and some are saddened that they will never feel his lips. Overall, he’s respectful and responsible. And despite his outward appearance, he is looking for something serious.

Man!! Who is that with all those ladies going to that diner?? Chill bud, that must be a Christephen.

by KingBiz November 28, 2021

Christmachanukwanzicus

A multicultural, completely made up holiday celebration to appease politically correct nazis who demand we water down everything to fit into a generic mold of mediocrity, sucking the meaning out of everything and neutering our individuality.

"Merry Christmas!" shouted Abe

"Happy Chanukah! replied Salvatore
"No, No...Happy Christmachanukwanzicus!" insisted Libby the Liberal
"Oh shut the fuck up !" retorted Abe and Sal.

by Quills13 January 2, 2012

Chrisometer

A unit of measure slightly larger than a mile, used for measuring penis length.

His penis was 3 Chrisometers long.

by Anonymous March 29, 2003

christmahannaramakwanzaadonmaskuh

A combination of many Christmastime holidays. Used to make fun of cultural diversity.

I'm gonna go celebrate Christmahannaramakwanzaadonmaskuh! Get out the lights, menorah, and we'll start the fasting!

by ACRussell January 14, 2007

christmahannukwanzadan

Positive:
1. An attempt to recognize that we all inhabit one marble and should just get along despite our shortcomings (i.e., differences in religious faiths).

2. An expression of inclusiveness for all religious faiths regarding holidays.

3. One People, one World - all the same.

Negative:
1. An on overly optimistic term in today's world.

2. Another bad suggestion for purposes of political (or moral) correctness.

3. One who desperately seeks to love and be loved by all.

1. My friend's dad is a black Jew who celebrates Christmas and prays to Allah. Every time he greets someone during the holidays, he says "Happy Christmahannukwanzadan" instead of "As-Shalom-Aleikum-Blessed-Umoja."

2. A dashiki wearing- twirled side-burn styled- bible thumper who wears a taqiya.

by Breach of Insanity December 15, 2010