Chonk is an internet slang term used to describe overweight cats that grew popular in the late summer of 2018 after a photoshopped chart of cat body-fat indexes renamed the "Chonk" scale grew popular on Twitter and Reddit. Additionally, "Oh Lawd He Comin'," the final level of the Chonk Chart, was adopted as an online catchphrase used to describe large objects, animals or people. It is not to be confused with the Saturday Night Live sketch of the same name.
The original chart has a copyright date of 2012, so the meme dates back to at least that far.
The original chart has a copyright date of 2012, so the meme dates back to at least that far.
Man 1: The top definition for "Chonk" as of writing is incorrect about the origin of "Chonk".
Man 2: Oh word? Well, I guess it's my job to fix whatever the fat chonky asshole who posted it screwed up.
Man 2: Oh word? Well, I guess it's my job to fix whatever the fat chonky asshole who posted it screwed up.
by Tiger Whyte July 7, 2019
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Get the ChonkStonks mug.Noun.
Suffixes: Choinky, Choinkle.
1. A person whose personality is that of cheesy and absurd.
2. A scenario that is unpleasant, cheesy, and absurd.
(Frustrating and Cringy)
Suffixes: Choinky, Choinkle.
1. A person whose personality is that of cheesy and absurd.
2. A scenario that is unpleasant, cheesy, and absurd.
(Frustrating and Cringy)
Example 1. Why is the acting in this movie so Choinky.
Example 2. Why do you have to be such a Choink.
Example 3. Can you stop acting less idiotic you Choinkle.
Example 2. Why do you have to be such a Choink.
Example 3. Can you stop acting less idiotic you Choinkle.
by Choinkle of Guy March 25, 2019
Get the Choink mug.Person 1: hey your cat is pretty chonky? What have you been feeding him?
Person 2: he has been always this way?
Person 2: he has been always this way?
by MythicalPawz April 15, 2020
Get the Chonky mug.A usually very morbidly obese animal which people think is cute. the word chonk is a morphed version of chunk.
dnt worry though, chonks usually get better and become normal (still cute) animals. theres also subreddit on reddit called r/chonkers and another one where chonkers get healthy.
dnt worry though, chonks usually get better and become normal (still cute) animals. theres also subreddit on reddit called r/chonkers and another one where chonkers get healthy.
by oat milk November 9, 2020
Get the Chonk mug.some damp edible chonkles that are bassicley very hard dirt and blood with sewer water and old boi bones
"all sweedish moms force little bois to feat chonkles and say the kids will grow strong and berowenanzaf if they eat their chonkles on their sweedish poppats and if the sewer pope catches a little sweedish boy with chonkles up their nose or in the hohobaf garbage they will need to drown in the sewers"- Chonkle booty book
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