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chootad

male female ass, place where cock goes
male female ass, place where cock goes into ass
by Nick May 13, 2005
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Chrontard

Someone who is a wannabe poser and obsesses over someone.
Mari: OMG GABE. You are soooo cool. i want to be just like you.

Gabe: that's nice..

Mari: it is VERY.

Gabe: Actually, it's not..

Mari: Yah your right. it isn't really after all.

Gabe: But wait,.. i think it is nice. nvm.

Mari: Yah me too. :

Gabe: *in his head. "What a chrontard.."*
by iwishiwerelikegabe January 20, 2008
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comptard

Main Entry: 1 comp·tard
Pronunciation: 'kämp-'tärd
Etymology: Modern Engrish, from Middle Haddish or Hadbrew; Middle Spanglish comptarder, from Latin comptardare, from re- + tardus slow
transitive senses
Function: verb
1 : to slow up especially by preventing or hindering advance or accomplishment with one that computes; specifically : a programmable electronic device that can store, retrieve, and process data: CYBER IMPEDE
2 : to delay academic progress by failure to promote
intransitive senses in relation to modern day technology: to undergo technological retardation
synonym see LAMER
antonym see l33t; also : bill gates
- comp·tard·er noun
Function: noun
1 : a comptarded person; also : a person held to resemble a comptarded person in behavior
1 : Karrey doesn't even know how to send images to people over the net, she's a comptard.

2 : Liz is the biggest internet nerd in a 6 state radius; She even criticizes Hadley's misspellings on urbandictionary.com, she's definitely not a comptard.
by Four1Fool August 11, 2004
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choontaro

choontaro\ chün•tar-(')O,

It's the slang word predominately used by Hispanics.(mexicans,chicanos,mainly ethnicities descended from mexico in some sense.)It's what the wetbacks call the MOST wetback of the wetbacks.Usually pertaining to the stupid soccer shirts with the gay ass fake or rope jewelry.Usually having long hair,or mullets of some type.They like to listen to shit like Mana and think spanish rock is better than anything else.So in essence it's calling a wetback a wetback to the ¹°th power.

Can and usually is shortened to Choon' or Choo' when insulting choontaros in the area.
I was pulling up and I seen this choontaro on the block,motherfucker was on the grind.I laughed and thought they'll be along to kick his ass shortly.

Man I was at the show,and this choontaro trying to hit on my girl.She just walked away laughing.
by Jobe Reins April 11, 2008
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cootarded

1. A dumb blonde who is female; relating a woman (coota) and retardation (blonde)

2. One having no idea what to do whatsoever with vagina(s)
1. That beez is cootarded, she can't even count to 9

2. The 40 year old virgin is cootarded
by Stephan Hyphinator May 30, 2006
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coopatard

1. A paladin in World of Warcraft that believes he has the ability to DPS, A.K.A. Dpsadin.

2. An Asian that thinks he is competent enough to play a video game

3. A pocket healer for warriors, since that is all he is really good at.

4. A hybrid of an Ar-tard and a paladin, can usually be found picking his nose while hiding from the horde.
A scenario involving a Coopatard

Coopa casts flash of light on Desagy
Desagy is healed for 544
Coopa casts flash of light on Desagy
Desagy is healed for 535

*Desagy thinks Coopa is an Ar-tard*
by Desagyx December 3, 2006
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ChampTard

Any moron that thinks Albert Belle belongs in the Hall of Fame and likes to pose for pictures with his thumbs up. Also has unusual fixations with things of an anal nature and breakfast cereals.
That ChampTard said Joey belongs in the HoF over Tony Gwynn.
by DicksareforChicks December 12, 2008
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