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Choking the badge

When you have your first gay experience at a boy scout camp
Keith and I were caught choking the badge last night. We might get kicked out of Troop 53.
by The Dark Knight Vol 6 June 17, 2019
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choking the goose

The act of masturbating while having both legs raised off the ground in a sitting position. Preferably when seated in a chair.

nb: This maneuver requires strength in upper thigh and groin areas. Stretching recommended.
Nabeel:"Blood, I was watching Neighbours the other week, supping on a cup of organic tea, when my fat mother burst in unannounced and caught me choking the goose!"
Chris: "No way Mans!"
by Steak Tits April 9, 2008
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Choonez

Noun (origins Belizean)- Anything and everything that's not negative. A concept and theory only those who have experience it may use. Used to describe a joyful, exciting and or thrilling time, event, or thing.
Dude last night we went all over the city, Tavern, thirsty thursdays, Club, Albert street, ketch eena fight with soh whore, gaan da gian bench n drink till sunrise...was choonez indeed
by GI JON69 June 25, 2010
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Choking Victim

One of the first Crust Punk bands that came out of N.Y.C. (C-Squat) born from the band No Commercial Value, Choking Victim refined the sound of Crack Rock punk and soon released a full length album entitled No Gods/No Managers. Choking Victim broke up and Leftover Crack, INDK, and Morning Glory grew from it's remains.
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You're death'll be sweet if you wanna be a cop

I <3 Choking Victim
by FlakAttack August 27, 2006
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Choking Dog

Common sports expression to describe a team/person that falls on it's face under pressure. These teams or people collapse like a house of card when the turkey is on the table, because they are weak and have no spines.
The Washington Capitals and San Jose Sharks are choking dogs come playoff time every year.
by TV CAR March 20, 2010
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choronga

Salvadorian slang term for Penis. Phallus. Male sexual organ. What Will likes to play with.
Will said, "Back the fuck off, Antonio! That's my choronga."
by Aida Quimpo October 18, 2008
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chicken choking

The innate ability to lose a won football game late in the 4th quarter as exhibited by the South Carolina gamecocks.
The USC gamecocks are chicken choking again against lowly Tennessee.
by furiousgeorge November 2, 2014
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