Chobani surprise

A Chobani surprise is defined as an event where another person forcefully feeds Greek yogurt to an unwilling recipient, resulting in yogurt spilling onto the recipients clothing. It is also considered by some to be a double entendre for an unwelcome or unexpected sexual act that soils clothing.

"Did you hear about how Chris gave Philly the 'ole Chobani surprise over the weekend?? Man, was he upset about his sweater!"

by Little Dark Princess January 20, 2023

Choona Choonagi

The Abominable version of Juna Unagi, a Vtuber Eel, born out of hatred to the moon and cursed by the images of choo choo Charles. This creature hunts for prey always and lingers around the Eel stream. Jumps out at moments of sussyness and ayo's.

"Sshh! Keep it down. The Choona Choonagi is her--"

by JadedTone January 23, 2023

chobani

When you poop and it feels so good you pop a boner .

"Just got home from Chipotle...shit so hard I popped a Chobani."

by thatgypsytobi August 20, 2014

chobba

a penis with pubic hair all the way up the shaft, entirely covering it

We were going streakin, and Paddy whipped out his dirty chobba, that was some rank shit

by that-guy10001 April 13, 2011

chornage

A nice way of saying that's gay/lame.

A. Hey why are you so late?

B. Dude, chornage, my mom made me clean my room before I could leave.

by Wakeskatenut2126 May 6, 2006

chobba

A fat or stupid person.

He is a chobba.
You big chobba.
What a chobba!

by sfvz May 13, 2005

chibnall

Chibnall is that annoying friend that always starts bitch fights and doesn't bluff. Chibnall perfers to go by chibby and is that one person in the class that everyone is scared of. She will beat the shit out of you if you go to far with her.

"Hey chibby deadpool sucks"
"You fucking..."
Chibnall kills person

by Chibnall June 10, 2018