Chadawan

Derived from the word Padawan

A Chadawan is a young apprentice that is learning something completely useless like in an office environment folding a letter two times (no more, no less) to fit inside a small window envelope.

You did well folding this piece of paper young Chadawan.

by Luke The Chadawan Teacher November 29, 2019

choda

area between your bag and your asshole

Jamie Johnsons mom really worked my choda yesterday, I wont be able to ride my bike for a week

by Anonymous April 29, 2003

Choda the Exploda

The name given to the trick of sticking one finger in a girl's one hole, another finger in the two hole, and licking the area in between.

Mike wanted to pull out all the tricks, so he used Choda the Exploda the first night.

by Dr. Billl September 21, 2006

choadmonger

1. monger of choads
2. one who loves and obsesses with penises that are wider than they are long.

That fruitcake is a fucking choadmonger

by El pene January 23, 2003

Choad Hawk

When you drag you scrotum and shaft over someones head from front to back after a day or two of not showering or a day of strenuous activities. The sweat/funk converts to "gel" leaving a slight mohawk if hair is under two inches long.

My friend wanted a "stylish" hair do, so I waited til he passed out and gave this fool a Choad Hawk.

by TenFold July 18, 2009

choadiepreneur

To buy and sell junk or the act of being really cheap.

Ex 1: That guy is a choadiepreneur...he's been going to the junkyard and rippin krusty carbs off old cars and sellin them online. Preneu'n hardcore!

Ex 2: Man, I don't pay for roadside trash pickup! I just dump my garbage in my neighbors cans after they put them out by the road! Preneu that!

by Randy Macho Man Savage August 24, 2008

choadstool

(n.) a despicable person, especially one who is short and fat, much like a choad, a short, fat dick. Choadstoolism may be associated with short man's disease.

That anus up in human resources is a fucking choadstool: four-foot-nine, 200 pounds, and all of it complete, festering dick.

by Blenderhead91 April 8, 2009