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cleft

Used in biology and engineering to describe a divide, it is also a vernacular expression describing lady parts. See wedge and flange, among other carpentry terms. Popularised by the character Jeff in the BBC TV Series "Coupling"
You don't understand a word I'm saying do you? I've always wanted to do this.... Gusset. Breasts, thighs, cleft
by Dijital-JB November 1, 2005
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Clefter

Dried piece of snot/bogey that has been picked and then flicked or wiped purposely onto a public space where someone would unfortunately put their hands (e.g.) door handle, keyboard.
ewww, there's a Clefter on the door handle !!
by tubes7 July 13, 2011
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Chieft

/CHēft/

Adjective-
Affected by marijuana.

Synonyms
adjective. baked - blazed - high- stoned
After smoking so much weed, I'm all chieft!
by RL Beast August 30, 2013
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cleftproud

To be "Cleftproud" is to be proud of your cleft lip and palate (birth defect)
Siri: " I hate my Cleft lip... "
Luke: " Siri, dont worry, you're beautiful! Be Cleftproud instead of hating it ! "
by Jobabit March 20, 2017
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cleft

An insult to someone displaying low I.Q/smartness. Also an example to insult someone who's showing a lack of engagement with their friends
- How could you think Muslim was a language, you absolute cleft
-You're not drinking again, mate. You absolute cleft !
by toby palmer February 15, 2019
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cock cleft

The slight gaping of a vagina after intercourse.
'...then it all dribbled out her cock cleft.'
by fattulip April 24, 2008
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Cleft elbow

That roll of fat that hangs over a fat persons upper arm, thus somewhat hiding the dent of an elbow they possess.
Lee: Holy shit bro!! Look at the cleft elbow on that fatty Lumpkin!

Turd: my God! She looks like a garbage bag full of vegetable soup with a belt around it!
by The turd abibes March 23, 2018
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