Chimples

Pimples on your chin.

'Chin Pimples'

Did you see all of her chimples!?

by Moose69 August 22, 2008

Chipple

A half eaten chip that falls on your nipple while shirtless and is eaten by your friend.

Everyone, Bryan's eating my chipple!

by Booger4you January 29, 2017

Chipple

A chipple is a long wooden object formed in the shap of a dildo, used to plesure a male through the anus, it often leaves large splinters in the anal cavity for pleasure, often resulting in large festering sores.

Henry used his chipple last night and now he is uncomfortable.

by Henry Chipplelover October 30, 2006

Chippies!

A group of hot babes!

Hey man, let`s go hit on those chippies over there!

by Roland F. Thurlow January 19, 2005

chippest

Of Anthonate origin, chippest is an irregular verb; the infinitive chippesse is conjugated as follows in the present active indicative:

chippest, chippes, chippest, chippesumus, chippestis, chippesunt

... and so on, following the model of the Latin irregular esse.

Following Megan's lead, we all chippesumus.

by Emily February 18, 2005

Picking up the cripples

1) Walking out of the blind when duck hunting without a dog to pick up the wounded ducks to bring back to the blind.

2) Driving around the parking lot of a bar or club at or around closing time looking for the girls too inebriated to find they're cars or to drive home and getting them to get in your car so you can drive them to home for some drunken, freebie sex. (Always to go the girls house, that way you can leave after she passes out and she won't know how to find you the next day).

1)We didn't have a dog with us this weekend when we went hunting so I had to be the dog and go pick up the cripples.

2)Guy#2: What you do last night?
Guy#1: Went picking up the cripples.
Guy#2: Word, you get any?
Guy #1: Yep, but the drunk chick threw up in my car.
Guy #2: Damn!!! What'd you do?
Guy #1: I almost didn't have sex with her.

by givit May 22, 2009

chippest

worshipping squirrels in pink leather. squirrels that are wearing pink leather, you don't worship in them.

my Catholic high school was alarmed when they learned of my daily chippest rituals

by Amy February 18, 2005