Wood Chipper

A chick that uses her teeth when performing fellatio.

Dan's dick is all banged up because Lauren is a wood chipper.

by Jmac-Gtown April 11, 2009

chalice chipper

Derogatory for someone who dates and/or marries a man who was in a Catholic seminary on their way to becoming a priest. Frowned upon because so few are becoming priests these days that the church doesn't want to lose any.

Did you hear she married Mathew!
Wasn't he in the seminary?
He dropped out just to be with her.
What a little chalice chipper!

by SaintA September 21, 2005

tree chipper

A device used for turning small children into dog food.

We shoved the baby into the tree chipper and watched cans of dog food pop out.

by ananomus November 2, 2004

chiposphere

Air in a bag of chips Typically lays potatoe chips

Expample: hey man there is barely any chiposphere in this bag of chips

This bag has barley any chiposphere

by jbowser97 April 16, 2015

chipper chapper

One who is beyond statement excitement to the point of annoyance and can't keep their fuckin mouth shut.

"Stacy is such a fucking chipper chapper. I just wanna shove my face in a blender everytime I hear her blabbing. Why did we even invite her?"

by Y'all ready fo dis September 14, 2016

Chipper then a cricket

An old Yankee term used in New England for "very well". Often shortened to "Chipper'n a cricket".

She's as chipper then a cricket today.

by Sirberlinnh June 9, 2017

Whole Chipper

A synonym for a fat woman. When she eats potato chips she will stuff an entire chip in her mouth instead of taking a smaller bite.

Oh my god, look at that whole chipper walking into the Old Country Buffet.

by Starkman September 21, 2004