Chernoybl baby

Probably the funniest phrase that the "accutane" definitions will ever have.

George Bush (A genuine Chernoybl baby)

by ThisAssHole October 27, 2009

Chernobly

Illegal Russian Energy Drink from Hot Tub Time Machine

Chernobly and Vodka is my favorite drink

by Estyle March 29, 2010

Chernobyl'd

To have a tragic or unfortunate experience or outcome (as in the Nuclear Disaster.)

After getting caught drinking and driving and spending the night in a jail cell with Bubba, I felt Chernobyl'd.

by icedtea2722 January 27, 2009

Chernobyl Handsaw

The mastabatory art of someone using a handsaw gripping motion on you. Usually followed by bullfrogging on the gravy stroke.

"Hey dude, looks like you had a rough night the way you're walking"

"yeah sasha gave me a Chernobyl Handsaw last night"

"oh man, thats brutal"

by noogie_da_sheep March 7, 2011

Chernobylize

To destroy or ruin something

"When I grow up I will Chernobylize the world"

by Banterman69 February 18, 2015

Sexual Chernobyl

When one or more people of ill-repute do the nasty in a place you frequent, thereby making said place uninhabitable for fear of the resulting effect on your body, i.e. growing a third nipple, an enormous cold sore, or the worst case of anal warts you have ever seen.

My brother's girlfriend wanted him to have sex with her on my bed, but he didn't. Thankfully, now I won't have to sleep in Sexual Chernobyl.

by thatguy527 September 23, 2015

Chernoff

Another form of "churning off", an intense form of playing with yourself while using butter milk as lubricant. Also used as "chernoffing"

Dude, 'scuse me while I go chernoff.

Man, my dad just bought a fresh bucket of buttermilk, I can finally see what all the rage is about chernoffing.

by Butthole Jones December 14, 2012