chernobyl face

a person who has a jacked up face because it looks like they went through chernobyl and there face became distorted by all the nuclear power plant debris

Austins face is so jack hideous, definitely a chernobyl face.

by pkchlojob January 22, 2014

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Chernobyl Wings

Chicken wings that are so small and scrawny that there is hardly any meat, as if the chicken was raised in or near Chernobyl.

“Dude, I can’t believe they served Chernobyl Wings at the Super Bowl party.”

by booquafius_reee February 24, 2021

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chernobyl breasts

The kind of breasts that leak radiation, as if from Chernobyl.

They say Nancy was living in Chernobyl when it happened. That's why she became an x-ray tech. She doesn't need the machine because her breasts shoot their own x-rays. You know, chernobyl breasts?

by gregjockca December 3, 2010

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emotional chernobyl

a completely shit emotional disaster that continues to leak poison into one's life for years

I can't get over how much of an asshole he really is. We'll call him my emotional chernobyl.

by oxfordcomma December 8, 2009

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Chernobyl Dick

When someone has contracted so many STDs that it is as if their dick now glows a luminous green

Harry's now got a bad case of chernobyl dick

by Psyduck13 November 19, 2014

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When one or more people of ill-repute do the nasty in a place you frequent, thereby making said place uninhabitable for fear of the resulting effect on your body, i.e. growing a third nipple, an enormous cold sore, or the worst case of anal warts you have ever seen.

My brother's girlfriend wanted him to have sex with her on my bed, but he didn't. Thankfully, now I won't have to sleep in Sexual Chernobyl.

by thatguy527 September 23, 2015

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