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Chanceller Rizz

A person with the upmost highest rizz in the universe. Named after Chanceller. Also known as the god of rizz.
- Hey do you have Chanceller Rizz Chanceller

- Yeah, Yeah-eh, Yeah
by the hood gonna love it December 17, 2022
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Buckley's chance

A very small chance of success, often expressed as "You've got two chances, mate. Buckley's and none." Alternatively contracted to "You've got Buckley's."

Derived from the life of William Buckley, an English soldier convicted of theft circa 1803 and sentenced to transportation to Port Phillip, (present-day Melbourne, in Australia). Buckley escaped and set off for Sydney. He was adopted by the Walthaurung Aborigines and arrived in Sydney in 1835, 32 years later.
Hey Wozza ya reckon Kyles would go for me?

No fuckin' way, Bluey, she wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire.
But I got the horn for her!
Put ya old feller away, dingbat. You've got Buckley's chance.
by penny-the-aussie June 9, 2018
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fifty percent chance I fuck your wife

Refers to a situation upon which there is a statistically binary outcome in the opportunity to have sex with an attractive married woman.
Person A - How do I know if there's a fifty percent chance I fuck your wife?
Person B - It's cool with me as long as it's cool with her and I'm allowed to watch!
by iMonkeyBIZ February 9, 2020
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Chenee

The best person in the world. Never turns down anyone and is good looking too.
Did you see Chenee over there? she look good!
by wakawakaglee October 1, 2010
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Cheneyed

Get shot, ostensibly accidentally, and possibly in the face.
"I went hunting and one of my buddies got cheneyed"
by ZC Person February 15, 2006
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Dick Cheney

A fat bastard who stayed alive just to fuck the world through his idiot adopted son, George W. Bush.
I am a dickhead. I am Dick Cheney the undead.
by Finney July 3, 2003
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Penitentiary Chances

Engaging in a highly risky act (usually illegal) that has the high possibility of landing one in jail or prison.
Bitch please. I'm not smoking weed in public. I don't believe in taking Penitentiary Chances.
by menoenglish April 20, 2017
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