pour out some cheetos

In communities plagued by high levels of childhood obesity, spilling a few handfuls of Cheetos from the bag honors the memory of friends who are either deceased or under incarceration, where access to name brand snack foods is generally limited. (See also: pour out some liquor and pour one out)

Example 1:

"This is for the homies locked up in San Quentin," Chris muttered as he withdrew a cheese-coated hand from the bag, aimed it at the sidewalk, and gave it a gentle shake.

Example 2:

"I was thinking about our big cousin Eddie just the other day, and I had to pour out some Cheetos," explained Tom to his younger bother.

by Nomolos April 8, 2008

A Cheetos surprise

Sprinkling your sex partner's ding dong with cheese dust and then licking it off at the point of climax

I just gave my boyfriend a cheetos surprise I have never heard him moan so loud before.

by viper1109 January 22, 2015

Cheetos

obsession while you are under the influence of marijuana

-Where the fuck are my cheetos?!!!
- Oh God not again!! I don't know where your cheetos are!
-Ok *crash*
-O no not the good china!!
-Where are they? If i dont have my cheetos im gonna die.
-I dont know where they are i swear
-LIAR! *punch*
-ahhh not my hair...oh...god. *breaths*...Fucking stoner

by TU PADRE Y HOMBRE April 19, 2009

Cheetos

A cheesy snack created by a genius

Fact: cheetos were created by a man who cheated on his wife do to the fact she had ugly toes!

by Hooker247 June 28, 2009

hot cheetos

the best kind of snack on this planet that black people love with a side of nacho cheese

Yo Tyrone, hook a nigga up wid sum cheeze i got da hot cheetos

by Joe Tamalis November 23, 2007

Cheetos

A cheese-coated fried cornmeal snack that, when coupled with Mountain Dew, forms the bulk of the standard neckbeard diet. Also popular among those afflicted with the munchies.

Paul's keyboard and mouse have been permanently stained an unnatural shade of orange via years of being handled by hands coated in Cheetos residue and, on occasion, jizz mixed with said Cheetos residue.

by Honky Reducer August 1, 2010

Cheekosis

A temporary break from sanity where the person feels the urge to pinch cheeks with reckless abandonment.

Grandma suffered another bout of cheekosis when meeting her grandson, Justin

by wheels malloy November 25, 2016