dirty chaunce

a small ragged disgusting black man that smells so bad he MUST be called dirty.

dude1: "Yo bro I'm gonna rail that gash!"
dude2: "Haha no you aren't you are such a dirty chaunce"

by sebastian crucial, d loke, gsb January 18, 2007

Sir Chaunce-a-lot

A title given to individuals to exemplify their chaunciness and is bestowed upon them before becoming a Chauncellor or a true Chauncemaster General.

"Hi, is Scott there".

"Oh, you mean: 'Sir Chaunce-a-lot'. No he's not. He's too busy trying to become a Chauncellor.

by ChaunceMaster November 29, 2009

Ponce de le Chaunce

someone who is the epidome of a chaunce a.k.a, total fool. This a takeoff on the famous name in history, Ponce de Leon.

"Dude, J.P. is such a Ponce de le Chaunce"

by drew March 12, 2004

chaunce balls

The utmost form of chilling with your balls to the wall.

Andrew: "From the windowssss to the chaunce balls."
Sally: "Let the sweat drip down your chaunce balls"

Drew: "Look at the size of those chaunce balls!"
Sal: "IttiBitz don't have nothing on those chaunce balls"

by Andy Salsberry September 6, 2014

Chaunce Fillet

A person who will commit an act that only benefits themselves, having no concern for those who they just "chaunced". Basically a self-centered fuck.

Guy 1: Did you talk to that broad for me?
Guy 2: Yeah, she said she wants you.
Guy 1: Oh, sick. I'll take her home tonight.

(End of the night you notice your buddy leaving the club with that broad)

Guy 1: Man, that guy's a dick... fuckin' Chaunce Fillet...

by lilrat10 March 14, 2011

chaunce balls

Chilling with your balls on the wall

Andrew: "ittybitz aint got nothing on those chaunce balls"

Sally: "to the winows to the chaunce balls"

by Andy Salsberry September 6, 2014

Illinois Chaunce

The greatest and most exquisite form of hanging out with the boys. An Illinois Chaunce is something that only the most extreme party animals take part in. Illinois Chaunces take place in any area, primarily basements. Blunts, brews, and the boys predominately reign at the Chaunce, but women often times are there.

Hey what are you guys doing tonight?
I’m going to an Illinois Chaunce.
Wow, what an animal.

by jerrybeez8 March 11, 2019