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Charmin's Principle of Loss

First theorized in 2004 by household paper product manufacturer Charmin, the principle states the revelatory discovery that "less is more."
It doesn't matter that you are broke according to Charmin's Principle of Loss.
by mixiehat October 2, 2019
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Charmin Ultra Soft

Super soft. Nothing in the world could be softer. Often easily broken under pressure and is just naturally broken, often without any cause at all.
Omar: That Thomas guy is soooo soft
Hallouda: hes more than soft.... he's Charmin Ultra Soft
by primetime1991 October 4, 2010
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the dirty charmin

The dirty Charmin- when a girl goes down on a guy while he's taking a shit and catches his cum in the toilet paper then wipes his ass with it
I was going down on Steven while he was taking a shit and right before he busted a nut I grabbed the toilet paper to catch it and then wiped his ass with it. When he asked me wtf was that I said it's called the dirty Charmin.
by Soreal4real December 20, 2015
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Charmin

A slang term referring to a blunt, backwood, joint or any kind of rolled weed that is made with substandard or unpleasant weed.

It’s called a charmin because the weed is shitty and you’re putting ”shit” in a “paper”
Person 1: Damn these smalls are dogshit, got me rolling up charmins.

Person 2: Negawhat?
by SuperNigga33 October 14, 2023
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Charmine

A person who possesses a naturally captivating and playful charm that is always authentic, kind, and without any intention to mislead or manipulate. They genuinely enjoy engaging with others in a lighthearted and delightful way, making those around them feel uplifted and valued.
"Her charmine smile instantly put everyone at ease at the party."
by XO_Blossom July 11, 2025
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soft as charmin

you’re soft as charmin for not showing up at the gym in the mornings.
by soft as charmin May 2, 2022
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Charmin

someone who is super super soft just like charmin ultra soft toilet paper
Hey Joey, how soft is Brandon?

Hes Charmin!!
by BigDHeller2 June 14, 2018
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