chateaubriand sauce

ejaculate

she gobbled down the chateaubriand sauce.

by DelBoyTrotter January 2, 2010

chateau

To change someone else's PC desktop settings while they are away, such as by changing the color scheme or background (often to the absurd "Chateau" bitmap that comes with Windows 2000 and later). Used in office environments as a mild prank and a friendly (or not-so-friendly) reminder to lock one's workstation when away.

Also extends to more malicious pranks, including sending emails posing as the victim, etc.

Look, Jeff left his computer unlocked again. Let's chateau him.

by Blandon March 1, 2006

my chateau

ones' residence, home, lean-to, tent, campsite, place under bridge abutment, and/or misc. lodgings

lets' surrey over to my chateau for a 'treat'

my chateau is just a mile away, lets' take my chariot!!

i 'spunked down' at his/her crib, not my chateau!

by michael foolsley December 27, 2009

Camp chateaugay

OMG! Camp chateaugay is the best and coolest camp ever. Everybody that goes there has the best time of Their lives, and begs to go back next summer. ITS THE BEST PLACE IN THE WHOLE ENTIRE WORLD!!!!!!

Me: I’m going to camp chateaugay this summer

Ally: I’m so jealous!!!

by Happie campie November 6, 2018

chasteau

A gay man with extremely large thighs.Often prone to nipple shaving and dressing in black.

Gym changing room conversation between two super heterosexual males. "Have you seen the size of the thighs on that bloke using the treadmill? " "Yes I did notice and also I seem to recall he had no hair at all present in the nipple area of his upper torso"

"I think he may be a chasteau!!"

by superhetro April 16, 2008

Chateau'ed

The marginally politer term for those in a drunken state. Synonyms include: intoxicated, inebriated, smashed, hammered, rat-arsed, pie-eyed

"So-Yeon had 4 lagers, 2 double G+T's and a complimentary glass of sparkling wine. She was absolutely chateau'ed , darling."

by So-YeonHatesMe February 22, 2019

Chateau

Chateau’s are amazing! Very loyal and loving. She’s very connected to earth. Chateau’s can be lazy and needs money to be motivated. She is good in the bedroom and has eyes that will drive any person wild. She is a spiritual genius! Once you meet a Chateau you’re stuck under her spell.

Get you a Chateau and change your life

by Spiritual Shit September 22, 2019