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chasteau 

A gay man with extremely large thighs.Often prone to nipple shaving and dressing in black.
Gym changing room conversation between two super heterosexual males. "Have you seen the size of the thighs on that bloke using the treadmill? " "Yes I did notice and also I seem to recall he had no hair at all present in the nipple area of his upper torso"

"I think he may be a chasteau!!"
chasteau by superhetro April 16, 2008
Words you can keep

Chanteau 

A very outgoing and energetic person who when you are around can make you feel like your full of energy. She is very cute, sensual and has a great voice. Despite many of these traits men cannot see most of the times the white rose in a sea of red roses, but still she fights for what she wants knowing the risks and stays strong. A fighter, a lover, a singer and artist, she is as unique as her name, you won't find another like her.
Chanteau is as unique as her name.
Chanteau by Mymph February 5, 2010

Chateau Cardboard

A classy term referring to cheap cask wine, goon.
Student 1: What you gonna drink Saturday night?

Student 2: Thought I'd fork out for some some Chateau Cardboard.

chateau blanc 

"White Castle" translated into french. Used to trick your date into thinking they'll be given the "wine and dine" experience when you're really planning on offering cheap, greasy onion rings. Might work to your advantage if your date has a sense of humor.
I told her I was gonna take her to chateau blanc. The look on her face was priceless as we walked into white castle, overdressed for the occasion, and ordered a crave case.
chateau blanc by shaggyDA November 14, 2011
1. Impressive stylishness in appearance or behavior.

2. High Class.

3. Rich in appearance or behavior.
The new CLA Benz is pretty chateau for just 30k.
Chateau by Kreziwill September 28, 2013

honky chateau 

White Boy party house.Bachelor pad used for partyin and fuckin.
That lucky motherfucker has himself a honky chateau!
honky chateau by Mike Boschini June 10, 2005

Chateauguay 

A medium sized town just outside of Montreal where white kids think they're black and black kids think they live in the ghetto, It has only 1 english highschool and 3 french highschools, pregnant 12 year olds, drunk 11 year olds, emo kids hanging out at the mall, White trash frenchmen standing in line at the welfair office. It's a town with nothing to do but drink. It's the home of two hasbeen NHL players Bobby Dollas and Glen Curry. It borders a reservation but the natives aren't bad at all. The english high school has a pretty bad rep for some reason even though it's not as bad as people think. Everyone knows everones business .
Guy one : you doing anything tonight?
Guy Two : What else is there to doin chateauguay?
Guy one : Drink!!!!
Guy two : Yup
Chateauguay by nomeansno September 27, 2006
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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