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chasteau 

A gay man with extremely large thighs.Often prone to nipple shaving and dressing in black.
Gym changing room conversation between two super heterosexual males. "Have you seen the size of the thighs on that bloke using the treadmill? " "Yes I did notice and also I seem to recall he had no hair at all present in the nipple area of his upper torso"

"I think he may be a chasteau!!"
chasteau by superhetro April 16, 2008
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Chanteau 

A very outgoing and energetic person who when you are around can make you feel like your full of energy. She is very cute, sensual and has a great voice. Despite many of these traits men cannot see most of the times the white rose in a sea of red roses, but still she fights for what she wants knowing the risks and stays strong. A fighter, a lover, a singer and artist, she is as unique as her name, you won't find another like her.
Chanteau is as unique as her name.
Chanteau by Mymph February 5, 2010

Chateau Cardboard

A classy term referring to cheap cask wine, goon.
Student 1: What you gonna drink Saturday night?

Student 2: Thought I'd fork out for some some Chateau Cardboard.

chateau blanc 

"White Castle" translated into french. Used to trick your date into thinking they'll be given the "wine and dine" experience when you're really planning on offering cheap, greasy onion rings. Might work to your advantage if your date has a sense of humor.
I told her I was gonna take her to chateau blanc. The look on her face was priceless as we walked into white castle, overdressed for the occasion, and ordered a crave case.
chateau blanc by shaggyDA November 14, 2011
1. Impressive stylishness in appearance or behavior.

2. High Class.

3. Rich in appearance or behavior.
The new CLA Benz is pretty chateau for just 30k.
Chateau by Kreziwill September 28, 2013

honky chateau 

White Boy party house.Bachelor pad used for partyin and fuckin.
That lucky motherfucker has himself a honky chateau!
honky chateau by Mike Boschini June 10, 2005

Chateauguay 

A medium sized town just outside of Montreal where white kids think they're black and black kids think they live in the ghetto, It has only 1 english highschool and 3 french highschools, pregnant 12 year olds, drunk 11 year olds, emo kids hanging out at the mall, White trash frenchmen standing in line at the welfair office. It's a town with nothing to do but drink. It's the home of two hasbeen NHL players Bobby Dollas and Glen Curry. It borders a reservation but the natives aren't bad at all. The english high school has a pretty bad rep for some reason even though it's not as bad as people think. Everyone knows everones business .
Guy one : you doing anything tonight?
Guy Two : What else is there to doin chateauguay?
Guy one : Drink!!!!
Guy two : Yup
Chateauguay by nomeansno September 27, 2006