by Gworrllll.com March 17, 2022
Get the Carola mug.Canola girl is someone who’s preaching a healthy diet despite knowing nothing about nutrition. They usually shop at Whole Foods and base their meals on Instagram influencer aesthetics. They would avoid regular products like canola oil or white sugar and replace them with fancy alternatives like avocado oil and brown sugar to pretend they are better than everyone else. They would critique you for eating deep-fried food but can go through three large Starbucks lattes a day and get blackout drunk on the Weekend.
Canola girl: When they were making my omelette I saw the guy pouring oil in a pan and I was like-
...oh just curious. What oil are you using?
and he said CANOLA oil!!
and I was like...
...oh just curious. What oil are you using?
and he said CANOLA oil!!
and I was like...
by fredoinprivate August 25, 2022
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by Not CarolAnn’s boi July 13, 2019
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Get the texas carolan mug.Carolanne is a wilderness woman who horse rode her way alone with a shotgun; day and night across the barnyard to the front and center of social media's hall of fame. Hasn't made much effort and does not have a real reason to be popular!!! Her stardom was elicited from her personality. She's just being her natural country loud-mouth land livin' self and it's attracting a load of attention along with violent hatred.
1st person: Who's Carolanne?
2nd person: I don't know. You tell me!
3rd person: Isn't she the obnoxious pessimistic farm girl; everybody wants to jump because she's not sucking dick, riding dick, or getting knocked up by a dick, and spending time at home taking care of babies; unlike the other thirsty skanky whores???
1st person: OMG! I knew that name sounded familiar. What happened to her?
3rd person: She's still around. She's just a little bit more on the down-low; ever since people booted her out of posting negative bullshit on Instagram. Now she has her own website, so she doesn't really use her account as often anymore.
2nd person: Well what's the name of the website?
3rd person: It's called Hinterland Of Obscurity
2nd person: And what about her memes? Did she throw them all away?
3rd person: Nope! It's being shared worldwide through Pinterest and Flickr
1st person: So she just never shuts up?
3rd person: Nope! You could say "Shut up Carolanne" and she would still keep talking and spreading her views.
2nd person: What did you expect? She's a spokewoman. starlight.sl1996
2nd person: I don't know. You tell me!
3rd person: Isn't she the obnoxious pessimistic farm girl; everybody wants to jump because she's not sucking dick, riding dick, or getting knocked up by a dick, and spending time at home taking care of babies; unlike the other thirsty skanky whores???
1st person: OMG! I knew that name sounded familiar. What happened to her?
3rd person: She's still around. She's just a little bit more on the down-low; ever since people booted her out of posting negative bullshit on Instagram. Now she has her own website, so she doesn't really use her account as often anymore.
2nd person: Well what's the name of the website?
3rd person: It's called Hinterland Of Obscurity
2nd person: And what about her memes? Did she throw them all away?
3rd person: Nope! It's being shared worldwide through Pinterest and Flickr
1st person: So she just never shuts up?
3rd person: Nope! You could say "Shut up Carolanne" and she would still keep talking and spreading her views.
2nd person: What did you expect? She's a spokewoman. starlight.sl1996
by Elliot Greenberg October 8, 2019
Get the Shut up Carolanne mug.An epiphany which while completely logical is fundamentaly flawed.
A person who is so logical as to appear stupid.
Pronounced: Kayl'n.
A person who is so logical as to appear stupid.
Pronounced: Kayl'n.
Caolan: "If they took all the Heavy Medical equipment out of that ambulance it would go much faster!"
Observer: "A brilliant and eloquent statement, but you are still a Caolan."
It is Caolanesque to beleive that leaving the bank open on the "honour system" would improve efficiency and decrease teller errors.
Observer: "A brilliant and eloquent statement, but you are still a Caolan."
It is Caolanesque to beleive that leaving the bank open on the "honour system" would improve efficiency and decrease teller errors.
by 10secondspecial February 8, 2007
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