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Carolann

She is One Fine Woman! She definately catches the eyes of men! With her Funloving and happy personality she is a pleasure to see.
Carolann You the Woman!
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Carolann Is beautiful inside and out, she has a contagious laugh, and a winning smile. She draws you in with her mysterious eyes and engaging banter. Her sex Appeal is unbridled
Carolann is What Everywoman strives to be, and every man wants to bang.
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carolann is the most amazing girl you will ever meet shes extreamlly hot with a sexy body every one wants to bang her
carolann sexy lady that gives good sex
by carol-Ann October 18, 2008
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Carolann

A super cool chick. A Carolann always looks super hot, and all the guys will want to bang her. She knows she's fine, and tends to be a make out whore, but it comes with the territory when you're as hot as her. Basicly a Carolann is a sexy beast.
Man I was in this bar yesterday, and I met a Carolann, she was smokin'
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Little girl on the 1st and 2nd Poltergeist movies who got sucked into the TV set.
Carolann got sucked into the TV set!
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Carolann

Positives About Carolann

. She's loyal to the core
. Has a heart of gold
. Independent

. Fearless
. Fucking hilarious

. Authentic in every way
. Naturally Beautiful

. Ridiculously strong
. Great cook
. Best lover to her partner
. Incredible mother

. Open minded
. Firm but fair
. Sexy as fuck
. Hard working

. Punctual

. Has a dirty laugh
. Articulate

. Very genuine
. Brave

. Caring

. Deep talker
. Very kind
. People Naturally open up to her
. Trustworthy

. Loving
. Emotionally intelligent

. Loves UFC

Negatives to some

. FIREY
. Can fight like a man
. Swears
. Sensitive

. Can be very inappropriate at times

. Loves vulgarity

. Dark sense of humour
. Doesn't like soaps or chick flicks
. Brutally honest... A little to much
. Likes her space

. Isn't good at small talk

. Doesn't answer the door

. Doesn't like people very much
. Pees with the door open

. Occasionally sleep walks when drinking.

. Stubborn as fuck
Don't fuck with Carolann.

Carolann, I need your opinion on this. You will tell me the truth.

Get me Carolann

Carolann gets kicked out of the pub for doing rollie pollies again.

*door bell goes* Carolann ignores it.

Carolann carried 3 weeks of food shop home herself again.

Carolann, I need your help. I can't tell you what it is, you can never ask me about it later, and we're gonna hurt some people. : Carolann - Who's car are we gonna take?

Carolann has a great arse.

Carolann: So... How do you think the pyramids were built? Do you shave your arsehole? How do you do it?

Carolann, what do you want to drink? Carolann: A pint please

What pod cast are you listening to? Carolann: Joe Rogans
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CarolAnn Crackhead

When you meet Carol, some maybe think she’s pretty nice and chill, some may even make comments about her big nose or say she looks like Doofenshmirtz.

Once you get to know her, however, you will soon realize she is the littlest party monster on the face of the earth, she will cry if there is no alcohol or drugs at a party, and if you piss her off she will fucking roast you rotisserie style and she means business. Do not under estimate this crazy legend.

This one of a kind alcoholic, druggie, no fuck giving crackhead will change your life forever. She can be irresponsible so keep your Carol in check! Don’t let her injest things you think are bad, and if you give her chocolate after midnight she will have diarrhea.

With Carols, it is highly advised not to take them in public because they will either; embarrass you, cause a scene, say something out loud she shouldn’t, break things big and small, be clumsy, and much more.

You will soon realize you love your CarolAnn Crackhead like no other, cause that’s what she is, no other. This crazy irresponsible Gucci phone case having alchohal drunking drug promoting Crackhead makes a good friend so stay in her good side and she will treat you well, and she will care about you and defend you. Gotta love your Carol.

She’s just a crackhead though.
CarolAnn Crackhead: Hey I know it’s 3 AM but let’s jump out of the second story of my house and crawl to a party!

Avery: Uhhhh Carol I don’t know if that’s such a good idea...

CarolAnn Crackhead: THEY ARE GETTING LIT WITHOUT ME!!!
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