Cartman's Mom

Cartman's Mom (n): The Skankiest Hoe In South Park.

While Trying To Find His Father, Young Eric Cartman Finds Himself In A Bar And Shortly Later Finds Out That Everyone In The Bar Had Slept With His Mother.

by Amanda June 28, 2004

cartman

The fat dude on South park.

Likes: Racism, Okama, Casa Bonita, Terrence & Phillip, blasphemy & getting his way

Dislikes: Just about everything else

Kenny: *picks up phone* Mff mff mff phone for you.

Cartman: Not racism?

Kenny: Mf.

Cartman: Not Okama?

Kenny: Mf.

Cartman: Not Terrence & Phillip?

Kenny: Mf.

Cartman: Not blasphemy?

Kenny: Mf.

Cartman: Not getting my way?

Kenny: Mf.

Cartman: Not interested.

by Hampikizzel Fo' Shizzel July 15, 2008

Cartman

Cartman is quite possible the most perfectly witty and intelligent cartoon character ever created. If one just looks past the blatant racism and accept that the use of cartman is to just mock everything bad about society, you'll find it quite funny.

Cartman: That's it I'm not following this god damn hippy around anymore
Choir Teacher: Excuse me little boy I'm the adult here and I say we're going this way
Cartman: I'm going over naaa, and your going over maaa, me naaa you maaa, screw you guys, ima goin hooooomee

by FIZZLEnizzle August 11, 2006

Cartman

Eric Theodore Cartman is not only (easily) the best character on South Park, but one of the best characters in television history, and dare I say fiction.

Cartman is the shit. Period.

by Adrian December 28, 2007

Carola

The German version of the common name "Carol." Carolas are usually spunky and smart, and often make clever jokes. Carolas have been known to excel greatly in the worlds of both sport and education.

"Did you hear that joke that Carola made in maths class?"

"Yes, shes a clever one, that Carola"

by Jaj_Ja_Ja_Ja February 6, 2010

cartman

Everything and everyone that is wrong in the world condensed into a 9 year old funny cartoon character that allows complicated issues to make some sense.

Cartman is an antisemitic that makes the issue funny for the moment

by Name Name173 March 30, 2008

Careman

A famous superhero from the 21st century. When there are people in need, it is: They are dying, bleeding, trying to commit suicide, ran out of toothpaste etc. Careman can be summoned. When he is at the scene, Careman concludes he doesn't care. Then he leaves again, back to the Carecave.

Woman: "Aah, we ran out of mayonnaise!"
Boy: "Lets call Careman!"
*Careman enters the scene*
Careman: "What's up?"
Woman: "We have no mayonnaise!"
Careman: "Like I Care!?"
*Careman leaves*

by Mortification7a March 1, 2009