Caulder

A Person who is known as a smooth operator, The guy who can talk his way out of anything, He is known as a Loquacious Mother Fucker

Person 1: Hey man, you know that guy that got caught drinking last night? he got off with a warning

Person 2: how?

Person 1: he told him he had a Flu Shot and that made him sick

Person 2: dude, total Caulder

by 1LMF October 25, 2009

Pagan Calder

She's absolutely gorgeous! She's got such incredible eyes, placed upon the cutest face, on top of a body that's to die for! She's sweet and innocent, She's wise and witty, She's creative and stylish! She is almost perfect!
She's the girl we all want, but maybe she's too cool for all of us...

And she also likes drugs...

Pagan Calder is a Goddess!

by Saint Cig May 31, 2017

Elbert Caldera

used to describe a very gay person in southern California,especially in north San Diego County

Dude, stop being such an Elbert Caldera

by anonymous December 19, 2003

Felipe Calderon

Newly elected very unfortunate Mexican President, who has won through a series of documented frauds and alliances with the worst political class in the country (PRI). He is backed by known corrupt business and religiuos classes.

Felipe Calderon cheated his way to the mexican presidency.

by Comite October 19, 2006

Carderlack

That horrible feeling you get when you realize halfway through telling a story that it’s not as funny as you thought it was, but it’s too late to back out.

I finished my carderlack story and my friends all laughed out of pity. I continued to burn my house down, fake my death, move to Chile, and start a new life as a loner fisherman.

by Gingersoda May 25, 2020

Jonathan Troy Calderon

The greatest man you will ever meet. He's super hot,. He's the best lover anyone could ever have. He's found his Emily, so other girls need to hop off. He has the most gorgeous deep brown eyes, that Emily gets lost in every time she dares gaze into them. He's an extremely gernerous person. He's a great friend, and he's extremely loyal. He's intelligent. He's strong. He's artistic. He has gorgeous collar bones. His hands are sexy as hell. He takes your breath away, and his smile makes you melt. He can be shy, but always respectful. He looks good in everything. He's a complete sweatheart. He's adorable beyond words. He's sexy. He's a passionate lover. He's an amazing kisser. He's trustworthy. He's a good fucker. He's gullable. He's great in bed. He's creative. He's artistic. He can make you laugh at any given point. And he's all mine.

I love you, Jonathan Troy Calderon. (:

by emilyhoskins03 December 6, 2010

Carder

A sexy ass muthafucker who has a very fat large cock and often caught being YOLOing with his niggas. he'll kick your ass without moving, thats how buffed up and sexy he is. Sometimes his large dick drags against the ground causing massive earthquakes throughout southern Asia. It has been said that those who talk to him become enlightened forever and become geniuses, such as Einstein and their cocks become all powerful beings who rule the earth for a millennium.

"Dude, your the most awesome person i've ever met, who are you?"

"I'm Carder"

by imAFreakinPanda October 13, 2013