caravanned 

The term "caravanned" is similar to the meaning of words such as hammered or the less colloquial term: intoxicated. The phrase means to be completely incapable of normal thinking due to excessive consumption of alcoholic beverages.

Friend 1: "How did you spend your study leave before your exams?"
Friend 2: "Aww mate I got absolutely fucking caravanned like every weekend, it was so fucking good I tell ya!"

caravanned by ADAMPOKE111 June 14, 2016

Caravan

A massive minivan vehicle which will block the road infront of you. Driven by soccer moms with an obesity problem, they'll always obey the speed limit to be 'safe for the community', but would gladly blow a stop sign if it meant being infront of all the oncoming traffic.

I was driving down the road at 40 trying to get to work when the Dodge Caravan came out of a side street like a maniac, came in front of me, then promptly slowed to 25.

Caravan by Cheat August 29, 2004

spanish caravan

A 'Daisy chain' of 10 or more hot hairy and rather sweaty spanish/italian or greek CNS's (confirmed non shaver's), up to the hips (if you know what i mean) and doing a rather lewd conga.

Sometimes performed in a circle (so those at each end dont miss out on all the fun).

Also Irish or Celtic Caravan, being of the Ginga variety, a spectacle so vile and horrific, it has been known to turn any unfortunate man who may stumble on such an act,, to stone.

'Spanish Caravan' Example deleted as being pointless,, as the image, if conjured is deleted by the mind immediately, to prevent permanent mental scaring.

spanish caravan by J.Horatio.Dalglish June 25, 2010

Caravan

A metaphor for an over-obsessive male: constantly trails you, always attached, uses up more fuel than it's worth.

alex:are you off with me lol x wanna hang out tonight xxx
clare:i'm busy tonight
alex: lol lol
clare: why say lol if it's not funny
tom:baby i love you more than christians love god
tom: wanna have baby harvey?

clare + claire:HOLY SHIT they've gone ultimate caravan home on us

Caravan by barry and eric March 3, 2008

caravan train 

A train once aired on BBC by Top Gear, it's a car towing about 4 caravan trailers, all of them without tires on railroad tracks.

"I wanna ride a caravan train."

caravan train by MadDots November 9, 2018

caravan of love 

When a group of up to 8 small men (probably jockeys) climb aboard one very large woman and rock her from side to side.

Frankie Dettori and his mates had a lovely caravan of love aboard Rebel Wilson. They rocked her silly!

caravan of love by jshuttz November 11, 2020

Caravan creep 

This insult is usually aimed at gypsy’s who have a history of touching children or just women who don’t want it.

Josh- “fuck off craig”
Craig- “fuck off you caravan creep”

Caravan creep by Craigsfat May 9, 2021