Car

Soon-to-be ancient device, made by two guys that was very bored.

"Hey dude, I got an idea. I want to make a metallic construction, right? And it has weels, and a roof. And the seats have to be better than the ones at your house!"
"Thats a great idea - but lets put some more of those seats in the back!"
"No no, the back seats have to be terrible, with no leg room at all!"

Supposively, the 2nd person wanted to come up with a good idea, so he proclaimed:

"Hey! Lets put electic wires in the window so they dont get dim when its cold!"

Whereas the other replied:

Great idea, lets put those in the back window!

I drive a car to work.

I love my car.

Its not my car, its my love!

by Minokhoon June 9, 2005

Car

a poem
"my name is caroyn, my friends call me car most of them are guys because they like to ride me all night long"

hey i have a poem that describes my name...

by Mickdee April 6, 2005

Car

In Ireland Car is an abbreviation for cart. Ergo we have -
1. Jaunting Car
2. Long Car
3. Short Car

Visitors to Co. Kerry tour the Lakes of Killarney in a jaunting car

by Criostoir Hulme September 25, 2005

Car

Car is the papers that you use to smoke weed

Ay you got the cars I got the gas

by Hammatrixcargas July 7, 2010

Car

It has four wheels, and it is not a truck, semi, or a go-cart

It's not a fucking car, it's a truck Manny!

by Sacan December 13, 2014

Car

You use this word to describe someone who is sulky or mood.

Gosh You are such a car!

by Anonoynmous October 30, 2007

car car car car car

What you say when you think about your car then start having a seizure.

Person 1: Hey are you okay?
Person 2: Car car car car car

by 162963192.102370127397 November 9, 2020