toilet castration

Where one guy makes another guy sit down on the toilet to piss like a woman and symbolically takes away his manhood.

"I better not catch you pissing standing up!".
and that is an example of toilet castration.

by Deep blue 2012 January 22, 2010

denim castration

Symptom of jeans that fit far too snuggly around the crotch area.

I'm getting a bad case of denim castration from that pair of pants my aunt bought me for Christmas. Remind me to head back to the store and trade them in asap. Before I lose the ability to have children.

by white-boy December 28, 2011

kitty-castration

Testicular theaving of the 3rd degree.
Taking of a kittens testicle.
A delicasy in china.

Kitty-castration also known as gettint a kitty fixed.

by Stony/Shaggy January 8, 2005

castration cop

a wicked awesome person who hunts down and castrates all people that are unworthy of existance, both male and female. because you can castrate a female.

from the kaztrait, the native tongue word for removal of the sexual organs, and kAp, the native tongue for ruler of the universe.

You better watch your step, asshole, or the castration cop will come after you.

by Castration Cop January 19, 2005

Verbal Castration

Verbally castrating someone is when you say something that the person cannot reply because their brain has exploded!

Girl: There was this old man who thought we should kill allllll the ladybugs in a mass genocide! It was terrible!"
Boy: Did you verbally castrate him?
Girl: Why yes, there was a verbal castration.

by PatronJoJo April 18, 2010

Cyber Castration

A celebrity or politician who has his balls cut off and handed to him by the media after texting or emailing photos of his penis to women.

Brett Favre deserved the cyber castration he got from the media after texting photos of his man junk to a woman.

Will Rep Weiner recover from the cyber castration by the media for sexting his penis pix to several women?

by @creativfluffer November 29, 2011

Cuban Castration

Cuban Castration is the act of slicing off the tip of your penis during sex and using blood as lube. In order for the act to be Cuban Castration, the people participating in the sex have to be in Cuba.

Man 1: Bro, I heard Jose pulled a Cuban Castration on that chick during their vacation.
Man 2: That's some serious shit. You can tell he's committed to her.

by NutellaIsNut May 12, 2018