Cappin the dragon

Surgery reversing circumcision reattaching the foreskin through a delicate process involving the skillful hand of a Jewish surgeon. The process can only be completed if the foreskin has been saved since conception. No skin graphs are allowed you sick fucks. The surgery is completed with the blessing of the god parents soothingly stroking the foreskin till it regains proper circulation.

Jake was at the local barber shop when he over heard a conversation among his local dirty compadres. He was curious to as what was adrift. They responded "ese nostros cappin los dragons." Jake thought to himself the dirty Mexicans are catching dragons in glad wear? (I'd use hispanic but Im a racist.) He was quickly filled in and left with an enthusiastic smile of optimism.... Cappin the dragon!

by semalancho June 13, 2010

Bottle-Capped

To forcefully shove a bottle (size may vary) up the anus of another individual for sexual pleasure.

Last night, Nicole was roughly bottle-capped by two rather large asian twins. However, she enjoyed the experience, and they plan on another rendevous next Friday.

by youonlywishiwouldtellyou December 29, 2006

Beaner Capped

To be shot by someone of Hispanic descent.

Spanky: Dude Kevin why you walking around like that?

Kevin: Well last night I rode my bike to the Taco Grande to pick up some dinner, and someone flat out beaner capped my ass and stole my chalupa.

Spanky: Did you find out who it was?

Kevin: No dude he had this big ass sombrero on, I couldn't see his face.

by llamapapa August 5, 2010

capped

to be shot.

"man that dumb ass was talkin shit so i just whipped out my pistol and capped that mutha fuka!"

by drew_meister March 19, 2003

Cappin for pussy

When a man changes his personality and acts different around a female in order to win favor with her in hopes of getting with her

Damn Elijah, why're you acting like this, you're really cappin for pussy

by elijahmullinramirez May 21, 2019

cappin

short form of "high cappin" which was used in the 80's to describe some one who lies about their social status or one who flaunt's arogantly brand new merchandise but is in debt. now-a-days its basically used to describe a liar but it still refers to he old meaning from time to time.

1)john-"he ain't got a slab. he still drives his maw maw's car. he needs to stop all that cappin."
2)pete-"man, that boy still owes me 3g's and his out there cappin."
3)derrick-"quite cappin man, you did't call sherry cuz she just called me asking for you."

by x February 26, 2004

The Crappies

A very rare STD consisting of the following diseases; the crabs, the clap, and herpies, which when combined create an unstoppable STD that can be transmitted without sexual or physical contact.

Does this look like the "Crappies" to you?

I think that girl gave me the crappies.

If your pee itches when you burn you probably have the crappies.

by Gritty42 October 24, 2011