by FerdaMike June 05, 2022

Mark: Bro I’m so hammered
Dave: How hammered?
Mark: I think I’m gonna Cappy’s all over your bathroom later
Dave: How hammered?
Mark: I think I’m gonna Cappy’s all over your bathroom later
by myhairysack21 May 19, 2024

Pronunciation: /ˈkæpi/
A cappie (noun) refers to an overzealous investor expert who, in a state of unbridled enthusiasm, enthusiastically recommends a stock that, in hindsight, is mediocre or unremarkable. Characterized by an excessive reliance on gut instinct and a tendency to overlook fundamental analysis, the cappie is prone to making bold, yet ultimately misguided, investment decisions.
A cappie (noun) refers to an overzealous investor expert who, in a state of unbridled enthusiasm, enthusiastically recommends a stock that, in hindsight, is mediocre or unremarkable. Characterized by an excessive reliance on gut instinct and a tendency to overlook fundamental analysis, the cappie is prone to making bold, yet ultimately misguided, investment decisions.
Person 1: I heard John is recommending a new biotech stock. He might be onto something."
Person 2: "I wouldn't count on it. John's been acting like a cappie lately, always hyping up the next big thing without doing his due diligence. I think he's just trying to get attention.
Person 2: "I wouldn't count on it. John's been acting like a cappie lately, always hyping up the next big thing without doing his due diligence. I think he's just trying to get attention.
by Erequoisèlobie August 06, 2024

Arrrgh, look at all the homeless people! Those dirty cappies just can't live without people in poverty, can they?
by PBJelly6 November 09, 2024

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by clefffff September 02, 2019
