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cantinese

a language made up by a black kid in suburban philadelphia named chris. the language takes regular english and takes the first letter(s) (more than one if it is like ch or sh) off the word and replaces it with a y. it does not take all the words and do this, only ones that make sense with a y.
your so annoying just yut up, yackbar
by conor March 31, 2005
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Canyonnerro

Let's take Jonah's Canyonnerro, we can fit a keg in the back.
by Triad February 3, 2003
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Canyonnerro

When used as a verb: to overcome an obstacle much in the way a monster truck would.
Who gives a crap about the traffic, this is a big SUV, just canyannerro your way over them!
by Justin Fitzgerald November 4, 2004
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canyoniverous

1) (adj.) used to describe a canyon of epic proportions.
2) (adj.) used to describe an aggressively gaping orifice. combination of canyonesque and carnivorous. (see Canyonesque Vagina)
1) Until you've been to the Grand Canyon you don't really know how canyoniverous it really is.
2) That guy I met last night had the most canyoniverous way of making out I went home early.
by Christopher Bovee December 14, 2008
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Cantonese

A major language that is used to communicate in South China, Hong Kong, and Macau. In other places, Cantonese is spoken the most by the Chinese community in Vietnam and the West, such as the USA, Canada, and the UK. Cantonese is a Yue language, which is a descendant of a Yue state, Southern Yue, that started its civilization below the Yangtze River of South China, before evolving to absorb a handful of Han (Mandarin) loan words and using the written Hanzi characters to express their own way of connecting to people. Cantonese is a different Asian language from Mandarin, due to speakers of both of these languages not being able to understand each other, unless Cantonese and Mandarin speakers only understand each other in Hanzi characters and using body language to some degree. Moreover, Cantonese sounds closer to Hakka, unlike Mandarin that sounds closer to Manchu. Finally, Cantonese isn't a Sino-Tibetan language, unlike Chinese nationalists thinking otherwise.
Whoever said that Cantonese has about 30% of Yue words, Mandarin has about 30% of Manchu words, and that these languages are both "Han Chinese", are either uneducated or blinded by nationalism to an extreme to spread fake news. On top of this, Chinese supremacists think that Cantonese and Mandarin-speaking groups are one "race", Han Chinese, similar to white supremacists spreading false information that most Europeans with blue eyes and white skin are part of the "untainted" Aryan race. However, Cantonese people or South Chinese genetically have double eyelids, bigger eyes, a darker skin tone, a shorter height, fatter noses, and an angular facial structure. On the other hand, Mandarin-speaking northern Han people or North Chinese genetically have smaller eyelids, smaller eyes, a lighter skin tone, a taller height, flatter noses, and a flatter facial structure. In other words, Cantonese resemble a lot like Southeast Asians, compared to northern Hans having the appearance of North Asians. Chinese supremacists need to get out more from their own tiny world to explore different cultures of tribal people. If not, screw those moronic smartasses.
by TheUnknown21 February 16, 2020
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cannonized

getting fat and going bald, ala Frank Cannon, the 70's TV detective.
Dude, John is about to be cannonized into the Holy Roman Quinn Martin Churh.
by Tim April 26, 2004
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Cantonize

when a team gets raped up the ass, by another team. Or a team does the raping. mostly in an FH game<3
Shit son we just got cantonized 5-0!
(to be raped)

Damn girl we just cantonized the shit out of that team!!
(to do the raping)
by Marie and Kimmy December 9, 2007
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