canton, MI 

the most boring place you could ever live

Dude1:hey what do you want to do today?
Dude2:idk we could go to the nowhere and do nothing.

canton, MI

canton, MI by boredcantoner August 20, 2011

Cantored

Shaving your head to the point where you are as bald as Jim Cantore from The Weather Channel.

I took a razor and shaved all my hair off like a badass. Dude, I'm totally Cantored.

Cantored by Boomer Radley August 9, 2012

Canton Wafflehouse 

A sexual act when the man (or woman) shits in a waffle iron, cooks it, then forces his or her parter to eat half while fucking that partner with the remaining half.

"Did you hear? Dekoda gave Dustin a canton wafflehouse at the party last night."

Canton Wafflehouse by Funnyman37 November 1, 2016

canzoneri

this word means song bird in Italy and it is the last name of an amazing, beautiful, smart, funny person. i was lucky enough to meet her in third grade and we have been best friends ever since. we have so many inside jokes and i love her so much.

-someone wuw <3 (030)

fare tu conoscere aurora canzoneri?

canzoneri by ish meh freins February 17, 2017

Cantonese 

1. A Sinitic language spoken mainly in Guangxi, Guangdong, Macau, and Hongkong.

2. Someone from Cantonese speaking areas, in particular inhabitants of Canton ( Guangzhou )

4. Anything related to Canton

a. Woooo I love Cantonese food it is absolutely delicious! 😋

b. Sorry, I don’t speak Cantonese.

c. I just bought some traditional Cantonese mooncakes from Fatshan ( Foshan ), it’s amazing!

Cantonese by I ❤️ baguette 🥖 August 7, 2021

Canton, MI 

A city in Michigan where people go on red and stop on green. If you drive a red pickup truck, you're getting pulled over, ticketed, possibly jail, probation and hella fines

" hey man, wanna go to canton, Michigan ?"

"Nah dude, I'm not trying to get flicked today"

Canton, MI by Canton Michigan January 15, 2018

Canton, Ohio 

Canton, Ohio is possibly the worst place to live. We have everyone here from greasy little scene kids to ghetto ass bitches. If you live in Canton, you probably want to kill yourself right now. If you plan on staying in Canton for the rest of your life, you're a dumbass, go make something of yourself. This town will suck the life out of you.

Sarah: "You live in Canton, Ohio?"
Kelsey: "Sadly, yes."
Sarah: "Get out, as soon as you can. GET THE FUCK OUT."

Canton, Ohio by Niggersss69 May 20, 2011