cantone 

A male, often Hispanic, with the utterly annoying innate ability to convince members of the fairer gender to perform shameless sexual acts upon them, often with little or no effort on the part of the cantone. Often these preternatural abilities manifest at a very young age. The earlier the cantone’s abilities appear, the more powerful a contone he will grow up to be.

My boy was putting the moves on Anthony's little girl the other day and he's not even three yet! That's RIGHT! My boys going to be a master cantone before he's in pre-school!

cantone by Jason Sanford January 10, 2006

Canton salute 

Being given the middle finger followed by a number of obscenities or being called a loser by a resident of Canton Massachusetts

I stopped by to get a chicken parm at the local pizza shop in Canton only to be greeted with the Canton salute!

Canton salute by Turtle rider September 5, 2023

North Canton 

A small town in Northeast Ohio where middle to upper middle class teens think that they are ghetto because they vape, smoke grass, sag, and wear their hoods up in class.

Gurpreet: yo, how is dem North Canton doggies doin
Jimbo: youre one of those wannabe hoodlums arent you

North Canton by Jimbob le Vestan October 16, 2018

Canyonero 

Massive, overpriced off-road vehicle as endorsed by Krusty the Klown. Landcruisers, Range Rovers and Patrols all fit the bill. Rarely (if ever) taken off-road, but frequently seen dropping the kids off at school.

1. Mark bought a Canyonero, and its a Squirrel squashin' Deer smackin' driving machine.
2. I can no longer afford rent or food, now that Diesel has hit $1.30 a litre.
3. My sister was badly injured at a pedestrian crossing by the bullbar on some dudes Canyonero.

Canyonero by Jason Beale November 20, 2005

Canton Wok 

A restaurant that sells orgasms in the form of food. Also known as General Tso's.

"Jamie lets go get some Canton Wok"

Canton Wok by Seth Sherman June 21, 2008

Canton, MI 

A place where no one knows how to drive faster than 10 below the speed limit while consistently holding onto two of the top 5 worst intersections in the state.

Dude1: Hey sorry I'm late but I had to drive through Canton, MI to get here.

Dude2: For real? It would've been faster if you just walked.

Canton, MI by Canton Michigan January 22, 2018

North Canton 

A Great Place to Live and Raise a Family. Or so thats what they say. I say, A Great Place to Get in a Wreck Trying to Get Out of the Post Office. North Canton is a town straight out of the 50's, primarily because it hasn't changed since the 50's, except for that it has approxiamately 4329850275827 more stoplights. Residents of Greentown think they live here, but they don't.

Greentown resident: "I live in North Canton!"
North Canton resident: "No you don't. I do. You live with cows. I have a family and we have 2.4 children and 1.8 cars, one of which was hit when I pulled out of the post office."

North Canton by Paul June 19, 2004