Cannonball dookie 

A naked cannonball, where you poop (dookie) before you hit the water. Originated from a viral video, hosted on nothingtoxic.

camera man: cannonball dookie.... Take 1!

Cannonball dookie by Stampitch November 6, 2010

unattended cannonballs 

The unforeseen consequence (s) of future unforeseen problems.

In terms of world politics, only G-d can attend to each, every and all unattended cannonballs; predicting the outcome of any given political crisis is therefore beyond meaningless.

unattended cannonballs by Uncle Dimma January 14, 2014

Fargo Cannonball 

When you're having sex with a chick and her water breaks.

We are gathered here to celebrate the birth of a child, and mourn the drowning of a dear friend. Both happened after a Fargo Cannonball at the party Friday night.

Fargo Cannonball by Big F Nasty January 15, 2010

golden cannonball 

Noun. Celebratory act when one rips a j, holds it, shotguns a beer, then shoots a shot of tequila, then exhale.

Tony you just bad beat me dickhead, take a golden cannonball.

golden cannonball by Roque S4 October 1, 2015

cannonball shits 

when you go to take a shit and your ass decides it doesn't want to produce regular shits so it makes cannonball shits and shoots them out at nearly the speed of light giving you huge splash back every time

I took a shit today too bad I had cannonball shits.

cannonball shits by RealWeeamoo March 24, 2016

Lil Jon cannonball 

A variation on the drinking feat known as the cannonball where one partakes in such an action with one's hand on a window sill and feet on the wall (from the window to the wall), or vice versa, while suspended several feet above the ground and using one's free hand to rest the liquor bottle on the elbow and drink. After completing the cannonball, the performer must yell "Yeeeeeeah!" in true Lil Jon fashion. This is a physically challenging feat, one not likely to be bested.

My flawless Lil Jon cannonball execution topped even Maria's "Lil Kim cannonball", which involved drinking while swinging around a strippers' pole in edible underwear, and Kevin's "R. Kelly cannonball", where he drank while peeing on a 15-year-old girl.

Lil Jon cannonball by Nick D December 1, 2004

Cloudbreak cannonball 

When you shit in your hand and throw it at Stewie.

Man I was working with Stewie today I gave him an awesome cloudbreak cannonball

Cloudbreak cannonball by :::-) October 24, 2011