cannoñata

From the now-defunct TV series, "Viva Piñata": The cannoñata (pronounced as though it were spelled, "cannonada") is a fictional device designed to shoot piñatas to piñata parties from its location (Piñata Central aka. Party Central, in very close proximity to the candiosity meter) on picturesque Piñata Island.

{Langston Lickatoad}: Get over here Fergy, time to get your candiosity checked and get you loaded into the cannoñata!

by Telephony October 31, 2014

quarter canned

When a friend bums a chew of tobacco from you and takes a quarter of the can.

Densmore bummed a chew off of me and quarter canned me. Now I have to go to the store for some more chew.

Don't quarter can me man, I don't have time to go to the store.

by B1gShr00m July 20, 2009

Chillicothe Cannon Ball

When you put both balls into a girls (or guy's, we don't judge) asshole and s/he farts them back out. A satisfactory "pop" can be heard if done correctly

I was feeling a little adventurous so I had my girlfriend give me a Chillicothe Cannon Ball

by EDKirk April 4, 2012

Glass Cannon Critic

Someone who has no issue criticizing others, often to an extreme extent, but gets extremely defensive when he is under criticism.

He’s a glass cannon critic, which is why we hate him.

by Salvguard January 11, 2020

Heating up your ships main cannon

Masturbation,jerking off (usually males)

Child: *fapfapfap*
Mom:What are you doing I heard something?
Child:uhmmmmm nothing
Mom:Heating up your ships main cannon?
Child (silently:) FUCK

by BJC2002 April 20, 2012

The Cannella

The act of fingering the ass hole of a drunk desperate hoe in a club with no lubricant in an attempt not to get thrown out

Brian almost completed The Cannella but failed as he was caught and made to leave

by Insomnia-man April 13, 2016

Shit Cannon

While trying to poop, pushing and straining. The turd gives way and litteraly fires into the bowl and lets loose the "dammed" crap that was pressurizing the "cannon ball" and splashing the bowl water all onto the butthole.

Sorry about this morning babe, I didn't realize i had a shit cannon building up.

"...and once that cork let loose, (flatulant sounds)! Shitjust kept coming! Like I broke the shit dam and shit went all over the seat! It was sick!"
"why are you telling me about your Shit Cannon during our lunch break?"
"'cause the soup your eating looks like what I left for the Mrs. to clean up.".

by Li Spatch June 12, 2010