Waking up in ANYPLACE other than your own dwelling with an old man present and your pantsmissing.
PERP: man i woke up this morning and i was at some old dudes house on his couch and my pants were off it was crazy, i have no idea how i got there, but my ass REALLY hurts!
The well rounded ficticious character Tony Cannelloni is both prolific in his weight as well as his mobster qualities. Got the nickname for his love of canneloni and the fact that he always looks stuffed.
"Hey whats up with Tony Cannelloni, he hasn't been around at the cafe this week?" me i don't know nothing, last time i seen him he was doing that thing with Franky Bones.
Originally used by TvByTheNumbers, the "cancellation bear" is the theory that TV shows are only in real danger of being cancelled if they're the lowest performers, much like the slowest in a group of people would get mauled by a bear.
I love Parks and Rec. I hope the cancellation bear is out to get Whitney so Parks gets renewed!