Carlisle Cullen

Dr. Carlisle Cullen is the "adopted" father of Edward Cullen and his "siblings" in the novelTwilight by Stephenie Meyer. He is a vampire, but works at the local hospital because he likes to help people.

"It could happen to anyone," Carlisle Cullen spoke to Bella and she felt a tugging sensation on her arm.
"It COULD, but it just about seems to just happen to me." Bella sighed.
(or something like that)

by alice cullen April 16, 2007

Calisa

Calisa she's like the biggest nerd on the planet except..... She's crazy gorgeous and involves herself in so many activities its amazimg to see her joggle all said activities and still have time to come home and love her family and share love between her dearest friends and even boyfriend. She's all around the coolest person you'll meet and you wont regret the experience.

Person #1: Calisa's pretty cool isn't she?
Person #2: cool? dude she's amazing!

by THE BEAST0811 February 4, 2017

calisse

Derived from the French word for chalice, "calisse" is a common swear in French Canadian vocabulary. Contrary to the popular belief that only Quebecors use it, it is widely used and understood by French Canadians from coast to coast, but mostly in Quebec, Northern and Eastern Ontario, and New Brunswick. It can be used as a noun, a verb and has other uses as well. The level of vulgarity of this blaspemic swear differs from region to region.

-"Le calisse était soul." The fukker was drunk.
-"Et il m'a calissé une belle vollée" And he gave me a swift punch in the face.
-"Pi ca a faite mal en calisse!!" And it hurt like fukk!!
-"Calisse!" FUKK!
-"Attend que je l'pogne le p'tit calisse" Just wait until I get my hands on the fukker.

by J-Y October 27, 2007

canisteo

A place where only retarded inbred rednecks live. Known for their sign made of trees. Whoopty fucking doo, they're just trees!

You smell that? That's Canisteo.

by Don Mattrick September 6, 2016

Carlisling

The act of tricking somebody into listening to Belinda Carslile. The act usually involves creating false expectations but also works quite well as a total surprise. Pre-dating Rickrolling by several years, I first begun this practice by slotting Heaven Is A Place on Earth into random Thrash or Death Metal mix cd's given to friends.

1. Hear that? Yo man, we just got Carlisled.

2. Hey man, I've warned you about all the Carlisling.

by SamGreen July 10, 2010

Calisthenics

Fitness with body weight is one of my favorite workouts that I love and will never leave.

something good we can all do in our daily lives are exercises with body weight otherwise (calisthenics) helps increase strength endurance muscle mass and flexibility and we can all do as long as we have positive thinking and appetite for what we are going to do. 😜🔥💪

by KURIAKOS WORKOUT November 21, 2021

tea canister

n. The genital canal in the female, leading from the opening of the vulva to the cervix of the uterus.

If i give you a few dollars, do you think i could have a go at your tea canister?

by Craq September 12, 2005