On April 20th 1999, Dylan Klebold and Eric Harris decided that they hated there school and were going to shoot down as many kids as possible and then themselves. Now you're probably thinking, what sick kids! Well let me turn your thinking around. They were bullied on a daily basis and honestly wanted nothing but happiness. They got picked on by jock's and popular kids. Now I'm sure you've been bullied, right? Well I'm guessing you don't plan on massacring your school or killing yourself.. But just imagine your bullying 10x worse? That's how it was for them. It was wrong what they did but people wouldn't listen. Also, at many schools they have something called 'Rachel's challenge' a story of the first girl who died. And they talk about how you should never bully yet every kid that walks out of that assembly doesn't learn shit.
Basically don't bully kids because you don't know what their capable off. And to any kid that thinks 'Oh no big deal' well just wait until some kids come in with 4 guns and shoots down your school. Then you'll regret ever being a bully.
Basically don't bully kids because you don't know what their capable off. And to any kid that thinks 'Oh no big deal' well just wait until some kids come in with 4 guns and shoots down your school. Then you'll regret ever being a bully.
Person 1: The Columbine massacre was crazy! Dylan and Eric were freaks who deserved their death.
Me: Do you know what it's like to be bullied? Oh that's right you don't. Because you're just another jock who has a perfect life.. Sorry I forgot..
Me: Do you know what it's like to be bullied? Oh that's right you don't. Because you're just another jock who has a perfect life.. Sorry I forgot..
by Nakia F. October 8, 2011
Get the Columbine Massacre mug.1. A revolution that ended school bullying once and for all.
2. A weak defense for gun control advocates (lets have car control cuz they kill more people)
3. A reference that nerds make to threaten the jocks at school who used to tease them.
2. A weak defense for gun control advocates (lets have car control cuz they kill more people)
3. A reference that nerds make to threaten the jocks at school who used to tease them.
Jock: uh, uh, I am gonna kick your ass nerd
Me: I'll freakin' Columbine your ass. Your the first on my hit list so you best ditch and get baked on four twenty
Jock: I'm sorry, I was just teasing
Me: You are still number 2 next to the slutty cheerleader who called me a fag.
Jock: No please, I'm begging you.
Me: oh, you're so dead
Me: I'll freakin' Columbine your ass. Your the first on my hit list so you best ditch and get baked on four twenty
Jock: I'm sorry, I was just teasing
Me: You are still number 2 next to the slutty cheerleader who called me a fag.
Jock: No please, I'm begging you.
Me: oh, you're so dead
by Tom Bomb December 28, 2005
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adj. Used when describing someone's clothing, specifically trench coat, or similar jacket. Reminding one of the Columbine shooting, or any school shooting for that matter.
by k123 February 22, 2008
Get the columbine black mug.Michael Moore: Duh...guns are bad. Ban them all.
Charlton Heston: But the Constitution says we can own them. I don't think you would like it if the government arbitrarily told you you couldn't criticize George Bush.
Moore: Duh...there was a shooting which now should negate gun rights for everyone. Ban the NRA meeting
Heston: Out of respect and sensitivity to the family of the victim, I would love to, but changing our annual stockholder's meeting, planned a year in advance, is just not feasible. And we HAVE to hold this meeting; it is not in any way, shape, or form a "gun rally."
Moore: Duh...you're so insensitive..."From my cold, dead hands?"
Heston: That was in no way, shape, or form a reference to the young girl who was shot by her classmate, dude... Really, who is that much of a jerk?
Charlton Heston: But the Constitution says we can own them. I don't think you would like it if the government arbitrarily told you you couldn't criticize George Bush.
Moore: Duh...there was a shooting which now should negate gun rights for everyone. Ban the NRA meeting
Heston: Out of respect and sensitivity to the family of the victim, I would love to, but changing our annual stockholder's meeting, planned a year in advance, is just not feasible. And we HAVE to hold this meeting; it is not in any way, shape, or form a "gun rally."
Moore: Duh...you're so insensitive..."From my cold, dead hands?"
Heston: That was in no way, shape, or form a reference to the young girl who was shot by her classmate, dude... Really, who is that much of a jerk?
by Andrew B. October 31, 2004
Get the Bowling For Columbine mug.An event in which to genius boys who had the knowledge to to change the world were driven to shoot up an entire school. No one would just shut the fuck up with there close minded boundries of "normal" and "decent". Columbine was a scary and i will admit, horifyling event. But i still think that the ones who say "i just dont know why they did this" are the ones who caused it. The only way that you can help to prevent this from happening again is if you "liberate your mind."-Disturbed
Think of it this way. Who were the ones who were made fun of in our parents time? The Nerds or Geeks or what ever. Now look at em! look at fuckin google!! The Nerds are now ruling the fucking world!!! why cant society see that were the new nerds! we may be getting kicked out of school but we are geniuses and Clumbine should has proved that!!! I say "we" because i understand the two kids!! I feel for them and i hope that one day you will all wish you had listend to them !!!!!!!!!
Think of it this way. Who were the ones who were made fun of in our parents time? The Nerds or Geeks or what ever. Now look at em! look at fuckin google!! The Nerds are now ruling the fucking world!!! why cant society see that were the new nerds! we may be getting kicked out of school but we are geniuses and Clumbine should has proved that!!! I say "we" because i understand the two kids!! I feel for them and i hope that one day you will all wish you had listend to them !!!!!!!!!
by ĄÑ┼Ï Ŋƍʁɱ March 9, 2008
Get the columbine mug.Silly ass school girls obsessed with Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold not understanding how traumatizing the Columbine massacre actually was.Im sure that if they were in the school at the time/if a loved one was killed by a school shooter they would think alot differently and would not be infatuated by them at all.
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Leave me alone before I Columbine this situation
Leave me alone before I Columbine this situation
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