casket stuffer

A useless bag of skin and teeth who will never amount to anything. They're better off being 6 feet under where at least they wont be siphoning oxygen from productive members of society.

Man! That Jamal is gonna grow up to be a real casket stuffer. He's just like his father.

by Casket stuffer September 13, 2017

cackerdown

(v) The act of giving a girl some good ol' cack

Person 1: "Hey see that hot girl over there?"
Person 2: "Oh ya I'd cackerdown."

by cackerdown June 21, 2018

doublewide casket

An extremely obese gainer who just lays around eating and get effed until they die.

That Selah Rain is a doublewide casket that I would love to crawl into sometime.

by Ranchgirls January 15, 2023

caketease

noun: a woman or girl who promises to provide baked goods, but doesn't deliver.

Kortni promised to bring a cake to the office... a month ago. She's a real caketease.

by GamecockGuy1987 July 19, 2012

Meat Casket

A derogatory term used to describe the rotten filthy vagina of a slutty bitch.

A disgusting piece of snatch.

A pussy that has been used-up and worn-out so badly, that any cock placed inside of it will surely perish.

"Hey Frog, what the fuck is that smell?"..."Well, I think stephanie passed out in the corner with her legs open, and the funk from her meat casket is wafting through the room."

"Hey Chris, you should go in the bedroom and get a piece of ass from Sherry. She is fucking everyone tonight!"..."Man, there is no way I am sticking my cock into that meat casket of hers."

by Mr. North March 27, 2009

Open Casket

The term for when you take a huge dump, preferably one log, throw the tissue in the trash for optimal visibility, and then put the toilet seat up and leave it for the next person to discover.

"I left a Open Casket at work." " I have the perfect dump for an open casket!"

by TenFold January 11, 2010

caketown

Verb; to shove or kick something or someone into a deep hole, such as a pit of death; Often seen as a kick to the chest.

If this guy doesn't move, I'm going to caketown him.

by littilnicky August 20, 2008