Crumplerump

An orgy amongst Furry practitioners, typically stacked at least three Furrys high.

Twinkle and Glenn tag-teamed The Badger last night at the Crumplerump.

by FurrBurrrger January 2, 2011

Crumplemore

Someone who is completely lazy and will not do what you asked them to do no matter what it is. Even when A Crumplemore says he will do it he will just keep saying hold on a minute. Another use for the word is for someone who leaves calls randomly and feeds in league of legends.

Wow, Hes never going to download that file, Hes such a Crumplemore.

by Marcus Thatcher September 19, 2014

crumple zone

A somewhat ambiguous term referring to the soft parts on a girlfriend. Implies that said zones are resilient.

Shorty's got hella crumple zones. Busted that all night with no complaints.

by jhndrdgg October 5, 2011

crumped

To become very ill quickly or take a deleterious turn for the worse.

Dad was doing fine after his bypass until he crumped last night.

by tho3m January 9, 2010

Crumple face

Similar to a butter face, this is a person who, when in the process of sexual intercourse, you use your hand and proceed to squeeze their facial features together in a "crumpled" fashion, so as not to see their unattractive visage during the experience.

-I would probably have sex with her, but she is definitely a crumple face for sure.

-Tori Spelling

by Davein February 2, 2009

Crumbledore

Crumbledore, the high court wizard.

Often confused with a crumbling door or related to the crossbreed between a raccoon and an owl.

Oh mighty Crumbledore, what do the high spirits have in order for us today?

by RedFire911 June 23, 2016

Crumple Foreskin

When your meat whistle is too large for the glory hole, it happens. booya!

Hey Crumple Foreskin has your daughter wove me a nice foreskin made of gold or did she carry on the family name & Crumple me Foreskin?

by Ball splat November 8, 2019