cocoa bananas

crazy

stop talking! you're driving me cocoa bananas!

by KrystleLove January 28, 2009

Cocoa Puff

A beautiful brown hooter

Honey can I see your cocoa puffs

by Greg Toland January 8, 2015

Cocoa Butt

The various stages of not wiping your ass good enough after a shit that breaks off half way.

Stage 1: A simple courtesy wipe will rectify the issue.
Stage 2: You need to get a handful of baby wipes or a durable wash cloth.
Stage 3: Find the closest shower and proceed to clean your ass by letting warm water run down your crack while spreading your ass cheeks apart to dig out the remaining turd.

I need to eat more salsa. Last night I took a shit and the turd broke off half way... It was a bad "Stage 3: Cocoa Butt"

by suntzzu December 10, 2010

Cocoa Puffs

The chocolaty breakfast cereal!

I'm coo coo for Cocoa Puffs!

by Taychu September 4, 2007

cocoa puffs

marijuana that has been laced with coke

Those cocoa puffs I smoked the other day FUCKED me up.

by L motha fuckin A May 19, 2004

cocoa dick

A big fat black cock.

Did you witness Stacey riding the cocoa dick last night?

Stacey certainly knows how to suck the cocoa dick like a champ.

How many cocoa dick's does it take to fill Stacey's twat, four or five? However, keep in mind she has one in her ass as well.

by Sammy Johodangles October 12, 2006

cocoa snake

Any turd that is at least 8 inches in length.

This morning I woke up and took a shit, dropped a massive cocoa snake in the bowl.

by Rev. Johnny Blumpkin January 31, 2018