Chud

by Jack TSS April 12, 2009
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a baby bought into this world via the anus. a rather large poo (chud)
man i went to use her toilet and had to back away...she had left a huge chud in there.

ergh!! look at the size of my chud!!

smells like you just stood in chud
by savagelike May 25, 2010
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A mediocre looking girl who's overweight and has small tits.

Men who date and/or fornicate with these types of women are appropriately re-named "Chudley" (addressed as "Chudley" but referred to as THE CHUD) to identify them as a guy who fucks chuds.
You couldn't pay me enough money to fuck that chud; she's a pig!

Hey chudley, that chick's right up your alley - fat body, small tits. Go get her!

Friend 1: What happened to that fat pig at the party the other day; she was drunk out of her mind!

Friend 2: Oh, her? What do you think happened? She was taken down by THE CHUD.

Friend 1: Fucken Chudley. He loves those small tittied pigs.
by CGizzo February 17, 2009
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A penis which is wider than it is long. Can also be used to describe a subject that is particularly weird/grotesque/"chuddish". Much to popular error, it is pronounced "Chudd", and not the alternative "Chode", which is completely incorrect. Words can also be added to the end of it, to create a new word which shows great literature and lingual skills.
Man: Did you hear about that Berty guy?
Friend: Yup, complete chud!

Man: Awh man that dog is a complete chud!
Friend: Yeh, more like a "Chud-dog"

Man: You see that movie "The Water Horse"?
Friend: What the one about the giant chud?

Man: CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUD!
Friend: CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUD!
Berty:........what's a chud?
by Simon Alnaimi February 22, 2008
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sexy beast that cholks every night
by Chud Packer May 23, 2021
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The word used by libs asa an asnwer to"Woke" And like "Woke" Has lost his meaning
So "Joe biden is an union-bursting Chud and his menntor was a KKK grand wizard"
by ihbbygyvytyvty6 June 07, 2023
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"chuds" is a widely popular word in the town of hilton in rochester new york for a slang term for marijuana/buds
buyer:yo son u got any chuds?
dealer:ya how much u lookin for
by jambaree23dicks November 24, 2010
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