A holiday supposedly celebrating the birth of Jesus Chirst, man who meant well but now is the cause of all the problems in the world because people missinterpretted him. But I digress, Chirstmas has been bastardized by Capitalists in the western society. It is nothing more than a holiday based on commercial greed.
Billy:"My teacher says that if I'm good Santa will give me presents!"
Some guy who knows what he is talking about: Well little Billy, your teacher is a lying fuck face. Christmas is nothing but an excuse for capitalists to get money. Capitalists are evil bastards. They shall all die.
Some guy who knows what he is talking about: Well little Billy, your teacher is a lying fuck face. Christmas is nothing but an excuse for capitalists to get money. Capitalists are evil bastards. They shall all die.
by Karl Marx October 26, 2004
Get the Christmasmug. A day that somehow went from the birth of christ to a day where a fat man in a red suit goes down your chimmney and leaves things under a tree that you have for some reason placed in your house. If you are good you get a gift, and if your 'naughty' you get a lump of coal, which really is a fire hazard come to think of it. Also a day where children throw tantrums because they did not recieve the pony they just HAD to have.
Little Becky didn't get her pony from the fat man in the red suit on christmas, so she vowed to make sure there was a big fire in the fireplace next year.
by LeDuh October 31, 2006
Get the christmasmug. by Frogbutt November 30, 2004
Get the Christmasmug. by M-boy February 17, 2006
Get the Christmasmug. The season when you're forced to be happy. If your not, a fat communist comes and beats you up. He enslaves little people who make stuff and fuel consumerism. The fat man in red breaks into your house and delivers gifts which your parents pay for. None of the gifts are free and the 'santa' man is secretly a trillionaire who sells people stuff. Santa is communist but he has his factory in china where he makes the cheap plastic toys.
Society: Santa Claus is coming to town
Me: Christmas already!? It's the jolly fat man! Run for your lives!
Me: Christmas already!? It's the jolly fat man! Run for your lives!
by The Intimidating British Guy August 12, 2021
Get the Christmasmug. Being slowly eased out of the place you live by being made unemployable by a malicious rumour campaign, hense being on a permanent Christmas holiday
by guestguestguestguest4 November 27, 2012
Get the Christmasmug. A holiday that is basically the same as Halloween and New Year
1) Uncomfortable social gatherings
2) Kids begging for sweets + money
3) Shops selling cheap tat that goes in the bin afterwards
4) People getting dressing up to look stupid
5) Fairytales people say are real
6) Themed music and movies
7) Crap jokes
8) Christian pedofiles telling everyone they meet theyre excited its that time of year again
1) Uncomfortable social gatherings
2) Kids begging for sweets + money
3) Shops selling cheap tat that goes in the bin afterwards
4) People getting dressing up to look stupid
5) Fairytales people say are real
6) Themed music and movies
7) Crap jokes
8) Christian pedofiles telling everyone they meet theyre excited its that time of year again
by Goth Doll November 1, 2023
Get the Christmasmug.