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Chorizo

Chorizo or chouriço is a type of pork sausage. In Europe, chorizo is a fermented, cured, smoked sausage, which may be sliced and eaten without cooking, or added as an ingredient to add flavor to other dishes. Elsewhere, some sausages sold as chorizo may not be fermented and cured, and require cooking before eating.
Man 1: hey I want chorizo right now
Man 2: me too
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After a long night of drinking I get chorizo in the morning.
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Chorizo

Cholo slang world for "cop", derived from the word "pig" also used as a slang for cop, since chorizos are spicy sausages made from pork.
Chilo A: Yesterday is was stopped by two chorizos, holmes.

Cholo 2: Damn, fuck those pigs, ese!
by Kingpin Felipe November 24, 2022
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Chorizo fag

Mexican: I love tacos
Me: shut up chorizo fag
by MassiveCockPercy September 28, 2020
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Spicy chorizo

A culinary mishap in which a male cook handles dry or fresh chiles and then uses the restroom to urinate--thereby touching his penis with chile-infused fingers and causing some of the worst pain known to male-kind.

For the female version, see Spicy taco.
"I was putting some pasillas into the soup, got a call from our vendor, and then ran to take a leak. As I was washing my hands I realized I gave myself a spicy chorizo so bad I had to break out the milk."
by CookinSpain November 4, 2014
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Chorizo Sniffer

A middle aged gay man who likes to sniff the spicy penal sausage of uncircumcised Jotos before taking them in his mouth.
Louis Winn Jr sure is a Chorizo Sniffer
by Gaysofthunder69 January 31, 2020
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