Chonk

Nickname of guitarist for seminal punk band FAQ

"Dude look at Chonk shred!"

by The Real Chonk June 5, 2009

Chonk

To eat very aggressively and with passion.

"Hey! Jared! Stop chonking bath bombs!"

by Iviola Akine December 26, 2019

chonk

to chew enthusiastically

by Bill August 24, 2003

chonk

To smoke weed, especially with your closest friends.

Ey yo, Matt and Curran are going to chonk, you coming?

by AliceLee June 27, 2005

chonk

A teenage boy wearing a hooded sweatshirt and a baseball cap, steals bikes at night, and drinks tins of kronenbourg during the day, then throws the tin's in people's gardens

What are those chonks doing hanging around my car!

by Chonk! August 16, 2003

chonk

male sex organ, a slang term often used in jest.

you can kiss my chonk matey!.....touch my chonk!

by Reuben Jordan June 7, 2007

chonk

To take or steal deliberately

"Yo, that's a nice car. I think I'mma chonk that."

by Adam_S November 2, 2006