Cad

Cunt,Arse Dick.

What a cad !

by Walloper. February 26, 2009

Cad

Short for Cadillac

In the Cypress Hill lyrics Insane in the brain:

They get mad when they come to raid my pad
and I'm out in my nine deuce Cad (1992 Cadillac)

by Toontje November 10, 2009

Cad

An evasive manuever in Windows when somebody is viewing too much porn for the kernel.

I cad'd before cumming.

by Anon November 9, 2003

CAD

Computer-Aided-Design. Done by engineering chads.

Person 1: Bro wtf are u watching porn?
Person 2: Nah, wtf. I'm doing CAD
Person 1: I apologize my lord.

by Monkeman June 4, 2020

CAD

Acronym for Cope and Dilate

Said to MTF transwomen who have undergone Gender Reassignment Surgery (GRS) to obtain a neo-vagina which has to be dilated multiple times a day for years to prevent it from closing up.

Reddit transwoman: The reason I can't get laid is because of cissexism perpetuated by bigoted gay, lesbian and straight people. Genital fetishistic bigots!!!

Fed-up Reddit user*: CAD

before getting permanently banned from Reddit.

by TedNugentKYS June 20, 2021

CAD

kicks ass according to the great nohimn

anyone who hates CAD should have a pineapple shoved up their ass.

by nohimn August 15, 2003

Cad

Someone who is vulgar and shows no regaurd towards proper ettiquette or speech around someone of importance

"Hey baby," John exclaimed, jovially, "that was QUICK!"

"Yeah," Melissa replied nonchalantly, "I just pissed in under one minute."

"Baby, don't be such a cad!" John replied harshly.

by KristianLover June 2, 2009