Buttle

The sweat that collects betwix the buttocks of any normal human, and can sometimes be infused with fecal matter, lint, and or pubic hairs. Some consider buttle on toast or frozen buttle to be a delicacy.

Steve: Hey man, I just ran four miles in preparation for the mini marathon.

Andrew: Dude thats tite. Lets get those shorts off and harvest some fresh buttle.

Steve: Oh for sure dude. My cheeks are greased with wet buttle!

by DEVONSHIRE20007 January 5, 2009

Buttleak

Buttleak/leaking - Extreme diarrhea where one is literally leaking from their butthole. Could be described as urinating through the butthole. This is typically caused by excessive alcohol consumption or food poisoning.

I have buttleak because I drank too much tequila last night.
I have been on the toilet all day leaking my ass off.

by juhbuttleak April 14, 2019

Buttledge

an asshole and a jerk with a big ass. DOn't be a buttledge

The word Buttledge is used as an insult
"HE IS SUCH A BUTTLEDGE!"\
"YOU ACT LIKE A BUTTLEDGE"

by Buttledge June 11, 2018

Buttle Sambooder

Takin' a shit on your ex-girlfriend while having a three-way specio-sexual fisting with your neighbours kid's dog

Man, I met up with my ex while babysitting my neighbours kid. I started shitting on her and the dog walked in. We Buttle Sambooder all night long.

by Sergeant Poodler March 25, 2009

buttlag

when your ass starts hurting because you have been sitting down on a long trip

I got buttlag after two hundred miles.

by Brian Smith November 8, 2004

battleground spike

As uncool as scene is, it's a hair style that kids who aren't even cool enough to be scene sport. It consists of poorly cut hair, that you probably did yourself. Some hair glue. You spike up like 10 strands of hair in the back, spray some hair glue on it, and you're good to go.

"ZOMG!!1one_028%%&*@&% did you see that girl's hair?"
"Yeah, she's rockin' the battleground spike"
"man, she's so scene!"

by JEWmander August 3, 2007

buttregy virus

deadly virus givein by kayla breege makeing you have a gapping asshole

i think i got that buttregy virus.

by RFPN January 26, 2009