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Jersey Butterfinger

a skeezly sexual maneuver typically performed from the doggie style position. The situation occurs when the fucker in the dominate dog position performs an unauthorized Whiskey Dew Finger and then fish hooks the mouth of the submissive dog fucker.
Guy 1: “Did you hear that Pauly D lost his index finger attempting to Jersey Butterfinger some whore?”

Guy 2: “I heard it was some dude.”

Guy 1: "word"
by matt5000 June 2, 2010
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ButterFingers Montgomery

Someone who constantly drops the joint due to being very high, usualy at the worst possible times.
Pass the joint dude...

oops

What?

My bad dude

god damn it ButterFingers Montgomery, that was the worst possible time to drop it.
by Steezeman May 4, 2007
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Butterfingers McGee

That one player (receiver) in football, more specifically video game football who always drops a pass.
What a mistake going for it on 4th down, especially passing it to Butterfingers McGee, he always drops the pass.

Dammit Butterfingers McGee!! Why the fuck did you drop that pass!
by Dman930 February 18, 2009
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Amish Butterfinger

When you blow a load in someones asshole, churn it with your finger, and then eat it the shit/cum mixture off your finger.
Dude you want an Amish Butterfinger?

I've been craving an Amish Butterfinger lately...
by AmishButterfinger April 21, 2009
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jacksonville butterfinger

taking a shit in someones mouth while getting a rim job
2 girls 1 cup explicitly shows the proper techniques of the jacksonville butterfinger
by that guy777 August 11, 2009
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legally butterfingered

Someone who is always dropping things even when taking intense care not to.
by Pea Jay November 17, 2016
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Wadena Butterfinger

Buttering 4 of your fingers up her #1 and #2 holes while getting BJ. When ready to blow, shove fingers under her nose and say something salient to Minnesota.

Ex: "This ain't Minneapolis sweetie" Or, "Did you know Harmon Killabrew liked bj's too?"
I met this chick from Minneapolis at the NiteOwl, she was talking shit all night. I had to give her the tourist treatment

Did mean the "Wadena Butterfinger" ?

Yep.
by dirtbag0154 August 3, 2010
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