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Facebook cock blocking

When one interrupts a 2 person comment chain on a Facebook status update, picture, etc. Typically, the original commenters will start a nice, engaging conversation, and then the "blocker" will barge in with a totally unrelated comment, thus disturbing the flow, and consequently delaying your chances of scoring with the hot chick that's totally interested in what you're doing for the weekend...
-Dude, why are you facebook cock blocking?

-Sorry man, if I knew you were trying to bone that chick, I wouldn't have made that fart joke.
by Sweatshop February 16, 2010
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slot blocking

A term used when someone tries to prevent their female friend from having intercourse.
1) Josh and Steve attempted slot blocking their friends at the Blarney Stone last night.
by TracynSteph August 17, 2011
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Pest-blocking

The inability to interact with one/a group of females due to a fellow pest blocking you out. Similar to the frequently used term 'cock-blocking', but with the 'cock' i.e. an unidentified male, being replaced with a fellow pest.
Dude, I'm trying to hit on this fitty in the dress but Dave is pest-blocking me!
by CirenPest#1 July 23, 2012
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Dock blocking

When someone gets between or stops two guys while the are attempting to dock their cocks.
Leanne was totally dock blocking me and Winston last night
by Chris and winnie April 19, 2018
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Optic nerve blocking

To block someone/something from your field of vision. There is a possibility that you can still hear them but it comes in the form of sounds that remind you of them.
SQUIP: It's called optic nerve blocking. I have been blocking Michael from your field of vision.
by pinkberryy August 17, 2020
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Bullfuckingshit

nonsense, bullshit, lies, crap, fools-gold, stupid-fodder, infuckingsane
Yo! Homey, I was under the illusion that I escaped the HELL hole I moved from, did the Bullfuckingshit stick to my ass?
by Amendment13 April 11, 2010
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asian-blocking

When two Asians have a mutual attraction for eachother, but are too asian to initiate any kind of relationship other than a casual friendship.

This is largely due to a very asian upbringing and strict asian parents that insist on the need for studying rather than relationships.
"Look at those two, they're so into each other, but they're asian-blocking eachother so hard."
by awkwardprepubescentboy13 April 23, 2009
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